Worst Pick Up Line Ever

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  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    “Hi, can we just skip the pleasantries and go straight to the part where you call me Captain Kirk and give me a h*ndjob in the backseat of my car?”
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I have used both of the following:

    "Have you seen my galoshes?"

    "Do you like cashews?"

    One of them worked.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Wanna play Iraq? I'll lay here and you blow the hell out of me.
  • Troy67
    Troy67 Posts: 556 Member
    Do you need a green card?:tongue:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    They say you are what you eat. I could be you in the morning.
  • cfred40
    cfred40 Posts: 151 Member
    I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    **** me if I'm wrong, but weren't you gonna blow me?
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    **** me if I'm wrong, but weren't you gonna blow me?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • posesed
    posesed Posts: 16 Member
    I lost my phone number...can I have yours?

    Do you work for FedEx? Because I saw you checking out my package.
  • Estela565
    Estela565 Posts: 81
    wow your hair is so long reminds me of my cat:D
    are those real?= pointing at my breasts
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • amberlineilene
    amberlineilene Posts: 153
    If I were your man, I'd help you carry those groceries in.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    They all tell me you're a *kitten*. Why not suck me for free to prove them wrong?
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.

    Hello, I am Heywood...Heywood Yablowme...
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    (Yours truly has apparently said this, very inebriated)

    "Heyy. I'm playing wingman tonight and I'm assigned to her ugly friend. Wanna get out of here?"
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
  • Cowenlaw1
    Cowenlaw1 Posts: 105 Member
    You're not pretty, but I'm not picky.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    **** me if I'm wrong, but weren't you gonna blow me?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Hahahaha!!

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