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Worst Pick Up Line Ever

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  • Estela565
    Estela565 Posts: 81
    wow your hair is so long reminds me of my cat:D
    are those real?= pointing at my breasts
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • amberlineilene
    amberlineilene Posts: 153
    If I were your man, I'd help you carry those groceries in.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    They all tell me you're a *kitten*. Why not suck me for free to prove them wrong?
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.

    Hello, I am Heywood...Heywood Yablowme...
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    (Yours truly has apparently said this, very inebriated)

    "Heyy. I'm playing wingman tonight and I'm assigned to her ugly friend. Wanna get out of here?"
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
  • Cowenlaw1
    Cowenlaw1 Posts: 105 Member
    You're not pretty, but I'm not picky.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    **** me if I'm wrong, but weren't you gonna blow me?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Hahahaha!!
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    What I get for skipping the bars growing up... I have no good ones.... but I have to comment so I can laugh this evening. :smile:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    You know with a little makeup and some plastic surgery, you'd look just like my mother.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    I got 4 words for ya girl.

    Hol I Day Inn.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I got 4 words for ya girl.

    Hol I Day Inn.

    hahaha

    you're hot im ugly lets make average looking babies!
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    If you jingle my bells, I promise to give you a white Christmas.
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    Hey, your not good looking, but you are sure looking good! (When the bar is closing)
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    *checks watch* Damn, closing time...oh well, beauty's only a lightswitch away, right?
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

    MY FAVORITE!!! DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Why dont you come sit on my lap. well talk about the frist thing that pops up.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    Wanna play my fiddle? (seriously...)
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Baby, I cum in 5 seconds, you wouldn't even know I was there.
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    GO
    Hahahaha. What an awesome start. I don't think i need to read any further.
  • bonjour24
    bonjour24 Posts: 1,119 Member
    'hold my pint for me. i'm going for a *kitten*'.

    'i wanna wear you like a hat'

    'it's cold outside. can i keep my hands warm in your muff?'
  • bluevwgurl
    bluevwgurl Posts: 220 Member
    i came here to drink and f**k and my beers damn near empty.

    edited for stupid stars!
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

    Rofllmfao! And spit the damn diet coke out laughing. You win.
  • sheilamo
    sheilamo Posts: 115 Member
    still wondering which one worked??? LOL
  • HansTied
    HansTied Posts: 81 Member
    It's been so long since I dated.....I forgot which one of us is supposed to get tied up.
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    May I play motorboat?

    My mom won't be home for hours.

    Your hot I'm ugly let's make average babies
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    Hi I'm Eddie. I have two tickets to paradise and I promise baby, I'm MONEY!
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