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  • gophermatt
    gophermatt Posts: 129 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I need to be able to wish anything into (or out of!) existence. Including extra time, a litter of kittens and some cold, hard cash.

    Along those lines, I’ve always wanted to be able to teleport places instantly, or apparate for any Potter fans.

    Would solve for much of the time, and probably some cash. You’re on your own with the kittens, though.
  • nelja
    nelja Posts: 282 Member
    i need more sleep
    i need more hours in the day
    someone to clean my house
  • Capt_Merica
    Capt_Merica Posts: 122 Member
    Coffee... more damn coffee
  • HealthyGinny
    HealthyGinny Posts: 821 Member
    Capt_Merica wrote: »
    Coffee... more damn coffee

    agreed - always.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    Peace
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    that may be the most unlikely wish to come true on here yet ^

    I know! Sigh 😞
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I'll also go with MORE SLEEP!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    I need someone to cancel for me so i dont feel bad/guilty.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    I need this bumper sticker i saw today... im 2 goats short ...ah man...i forgot what it said! 2 goats short of crazy?

    This maybe?

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    rickswifey83 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    I need this bumper sticker i saw today... im 2 goats short ...ah man...i forgot what it said! 2 goats short of crazy?

    This maybe?

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    Find one with Llamas and I am all for it!

    I think this one is funny and about the only Spanish I remember from High School.

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    Also this one:

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  • StopTheGroundhog
    StopTheGroundhog Posts: 53 Member
    I need somebody to tell me that everything's going to be OK.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    StopTheGroundhog wrote: »
    I need somebody to tell me that everything's going to be OK.

    It will be ok.
    But then it might not be either...
    But then it might get better with time.
    So hang in there! 🙂
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-traditional whoopie-making locales?
  • StopTheGroundhog
    StopTheGroundhog Posts: 53 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    StopTheGroundhog wrote: »
    I need somebody to tell me that everything's going to be OK.

    It will be ok.
    But then it might not be either...
    But then it might get better with time.
    So hang in there! 🙂

    Thanks
    I think.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I need to be thirty pounds lighter with the sculpted body of a bronzed adonis.
  • StopTheGroundhog
    StopTheGroundhog Posts: 53 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I need to be thirty pounds lighter with the sculpted body of a bronzed adonis.

    Well...baby steps: first stop: a bottle of self-tan
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    StopTheGroundhog wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I need to be thirty pounds lighter with the sculpted body of a bronzed adonis.

    Well...baby steps: first stop: a bottle of self-tan

    I KNEW YOU LURVED ME!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-whoopie-making?

    FIFY

    😝
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-whoopie-making?

    FIFY

    😝

    Reading that as a double negative and taking off my pants.

    HERE WE GO!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-whoopie-making?

    FIFY

    😝

    Reading that as a double negative and taking off my pants.

    HERE WE GO!

    😆 Okay then, but there has to be some hand holding at some point too or the deal is off
  • DoubleUbea
    DoubleUbea Posts: 1,115 Member
    I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick
    One that won't make me crash my car
    Or make me feel feet, feet, feet thick

    I want a new drug, one that won't hurt my head
    One that won't make my mouth too dry
    Or make my eyes too red

    One that won't make me nervous
    Wonderin' what to do
    One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
    When I'm alone with you

    I want a new drug, one that won't spill
    One that don't cost too much
    Or come in a pill

    I want a new drug, one that won't go away
    One that won't keep me up all night
    One that won't make me sleep all day
    One that won't make me nervous
    Wonderin' what to do
    One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
    I'm alone with you
    I'm alone with you, baby

    I want a new drug, one that does what it should
    One that won't make me feel too bad
    One that won't make me feel too good
    I want a new drug, one with no doubt
    One that won't make me talk to much
    Or make my face break out
    One that won't make me nervous
    Wonderin' what to do
    One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-whoopie-making?

    FIFY

    😝

    Reading that as a double negative and taking off my pants.

    HERE WE GO!

    😆 Okay then, but there has to be some hand holding at some point too or the deal is off

    *thrusting hips at you wildly*

    WE CAN EVEN CUDDLE!!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

    So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-whoopie-making?

    FIFY

    😝

    Reading that as a double negative and taking off my pants.

    HERE WE GO!

    😆 Okay then, but there has to be some hand holding at some point too or the deal is off

    *thrusting hips at you wildly*

    WE CAN EVEN CUDDLE!!

    Lol
    Cuddling is even better!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    I need this bumper sticker i saw today... im 2 goats short ...ah man...i forgot what it said! 2 goats short of crazy?

    This maybe?

    jx3qt42g5a7t.jpg

    Yesssz Cee! I need that mug!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    StopTheGroundhog wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    StopTheGroundhog wrote: »
    I need somebody to tell me that everything's going to be OK.

    It will be ok.
    But then it might not be either...
    But then it might get better with time.
    So hang in there! 🙂

    Thanks
    I think.

    I meant it nicely. My inner realist says it might not be ok, but here's hoping! 😉
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