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    • Posts: 129 Member
      SabAteNine wrote: »
      I need to be able to wish anything into (or out of!) existence. Including extra time, a litter of kittens and some cold, hard cash.

      Along those lines, I’ve always wanted to be able to teleport places instantly, or apparate for any Potter fans.

      Would solve for much of the time, and probably some cash. You’re on your own with the kittens, though.
    • Posts: 282 Member
      i need more sleep
      i need more hours in the day
      someone to clean my house
    • Posts: 122 Member
      Coffee... more damn coffee
    • Posts: 821 Member
      Capt_Merica wrote: »
      Coffee... more damn coffee

      agreed - always.
    • Posts: 7,164 Member
      I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
      Peace
    • Posts: 7,164 Member
      denny_mac wrote: »
      that may be the most unlikely wish to come true on here yet ^

      I know! Sigh 😞
    • Posts: 7,074 Member
      I'll also go with MORE SLEEP!
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      I need someone to cancel for me so i dont feel bad/guilty.
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      mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
      I need this bumper sticker i saw today... im 2 goats short ...ah man...i forgot what it said! 2 goats short of crazy?

      This maybe?

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      rickswifey83 wrote: »
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      Find one with Llamas and I am all for it!

      I think this one is funny and about the only Spanish I remember from High School.

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      Also this one:

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    • Posts: 53 Member
      I need somebody to tell me that everything's going to be OK.
    • Posts: 7,074 Member
      StopTheGroundhog wrote: »
      I need somebody to tell me that everything's going to be OK.

      It will be ok.
      But then it might not be either...
      But then it might get better with time.
      So hang in there! 🙂
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      Versicolour wrote: »
      I need a male friend who I can hold hands with and hug but who won't expect to end up in bed with me

      So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-traditional whoopie-making locales?
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      81Katz wrote: »
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      It will be ok.
      But then it might not be either...
      But then it might get better with time.
      So hang in there! 🙂

      Thanks
      I think.
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      I need to be thirty pounds lighter with the sculpted body of a bronzed adonis.
    • Posts: 53 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
      I need to be thirty pounds lighter with the sculpted body of a bronzed adonis.

      Well...baby steps: first stop: a bottle of self-tan
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      StopTheGroundhog wrote: »
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      Well...baby steps: first stop: a bottle of self-tan

      I KNEW YOU LURVED ME!
    • Posts: 7,164 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      So you're looking for someone who is not averse to non-whoopie-making?

      FIFY

      😝
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      Versicolour wrote: »
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      FIFY

      😝

      Reading that as a double negative and taking off my pants.

      HERE WE GO!
    • Posts: 7,164 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      Reading that as a double negative and taking off my pants.

      HERE WE GO!

      😆 Okay then, but there has to be some hand holding at some point too or the deal is off
    • Posts: 1,115 Member
      I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick
      One that won't make me crash my car
      Or make me feel feet, feet, feet thick

      I want a new drug, one that won't hurt my head
      One that won't make my mouth too dry
      Or make my eyes too red

      One that won't make me nervous
      Wonderin' what to do
      One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
      When I'm alone with you

      I want a new drug, one that won't spill
      One that don't cost too much
      Or come in a pill

      I want a new drug, one that won't go away
      One that won't keep me up all night
      One that won't make me sleep all day
      One that won't make me nervous
      Wonderin' what to do
      One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
      I'm alone with you
      I'm alone with you, baby

      I want a new drug, one that does what it should
      One that won't make me feel too bad
      One that won't make me feel too good
      I want a new drug, one with no doubt
      One that won't make me talk to much
      Or make my face break out
      One that won't make me nervous
      Wonderin' what to do
      One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      Versicolour wrote: »
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      😆 Okay then, but there has to be some hand holding at some point too or the deal is off

      *thrusting hips at you wildly*

      WE CAN EVEN CUDDLE!!
    • Posts: 7,164 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      *thrusting hips at you wildly*

      WE CAN EVEN CUDDLE!!

      Lol
      Cuddling is even better!
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      cee134 wrote: »
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      This maybe?

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      Yesssz Cee! I need that mug!
    • Posts: 7,074 Member
      StopTheGroundhog wrote: »
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      Thanks
      I think.

      I meant it nicely. My inner realist says it might not be ok, but here's hoping! 😉
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