Food as a substitute for sex?
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SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »There is no substitute for either, so the rational approach should be
Preferably not at the same time, though. I think that would be messy.
That’s why the baby Jesus gave us rubber sheets.
I thought that was for when you finally have to substitute sex with an oxygen tank but I'm having a revelation now.
For best results, aim at least for a zero-sum game, calorie wise
Can't be done. I'ma slather ya in marshmallow fluff and use your now fluffy whiteness as a canvas for a Jackson Pollack Hershey's syrup classic.
Wait. Did I actually type that or just think it?1 -
I vote for sleep.0
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SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »There is no substitute for either, so the rational approach should be
Preferably not at the same time, though. I think that would be messy.
That’s why the baby Jesus gave us rubber sheets.
I thought that was for when you finally have to substitute sex with an oxygen tank but I'm having a revelation now.
For best results, aim at least for a zero-sum game, calorie wise
Can't be done. I'ma slather ya in marshmallow fluff and use your now fluffy whiteness as a canvas for a Jackson Pollack Hershey's syrup classic.
Wait. Did I actually type that or just think it?
I vote for sleep, too...
And fwiw I'm more partial to surrealism than abstract expressionism.2 -
I have seen people turn to food for all kinds of comfort, but it is always for issues with something. So if food is a substitute for sex it is more than likely because there is some undercurrent issues in your sexual life, sexuality overall, or some even greater issue because sex issues themselves are usually a symptom of an issue. In any case, it's worth talking to someone about to find root causes and get on a healthier track.4
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I once found a small batch Dutch Chocolate gelato that I thought was an amazing substitute for meh sex. Thankfully my grocery store had my best interests at heart and stopped stocking it.
But seriously, disordered thinking about anything/anyone should be explored a bit more.0 -
Now I’m thankful that I really don’t like cucumber salad that much.0
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covetthycarbs wrote: »Now I’m thankful that I really don’t like cucumber salad that much.
But those eggplants though...1 -
SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »There is no substitute for either, so the rational approach should be
Preferably not at the same time, though. I think that would be messy.
That’s why the baby Jesus gave us rubber sheets.
I thought that was for when you finally have to substitute sex with an oxygen tank but I'm having a revelation now.
For best results, aim at least for a zero-sum game, calorie wise
Can't be done. I'ma slather ya in marshmallow fluff and use your now fluffy whiteness as a canvas for a Jackson Pollack Hershey's syrup classic.
Wait. Did I actually type that or just think it?
I vote for sleep, too...
And fwiw I'm more partial to surrealism than abstract expressionism.
Well, hello Dali!2 -
Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat4
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spanish_liza wrote: »Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat
Well that makes one of us! If I could have:
1) Unlimited sex
2) Unlimited food without gaining weight
Easy decision.1 -
This is chit chat, and half the time I can't tell what's legit and what's chit chat being chit chat... so I'm just going to ask...
Is this for real? Eating to fulfill unmet desire? That's a thing?0 -
spanish_liza wrote: »Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat
I see we are on the same page0 -
I have so many questions.
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AgainWithTheSurfyPants wrote: »No, no, no you're doing it wrong! First the sexing then the fooding.
@SabAteNine beat me to it... Why not both!0 -
SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »There is no substitute for either, so the rational approach should be
Preferably not at the same time, though. I think that would be messy.
That’s why the baby Jesus gave us rubber sheets.
I thought that was for when you finally have to substitute sex with an oxygen tank but I'm having a revelation now.
For best results, aim at least for a zero-sum game, calorie wise
Can't be done. I'ma slather ya in marshmallow fluff and use your now fluffy whiteness as a canvas for a Jackson Pollack Hershey's syrup classic.
Wait. Did I actually type that or just think it?
I vote for sleep, too...
And fwiw I'm more partial to surrealism than abstract expressionism.
Well, hello Dali!
Oh you're a determined one.
My art teacher way back would be so so proud!0 -
Nothing is a substitute for good sex.2
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jathanaseas wrote: »spanish_liza wrote: »Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat
I see we are on the same page
That’s what I’m talking about1 -
AgainWithTheSurfyPants wrote: »No, no, no you're doing it wrong! First the sexing then the fooding.
I'm not concerned about the order of operations here, let's just get this party started @AgainWithTheSurfyPants2
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