Food as a substitute for sex?

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    There is no substitute for either, so the rational approach should be

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    Preferably not at the same time, though. I think that would be messy.

    That’s why the baby Jesus gave us rubber sheets.

    I thought that was for when you finally have to substitute sex with an oxygen tank but I'm having a revelation now.

    For best results, aim at least for a zero-sum game, calorie wise:smiley:

    Can't be done. I'ma slather ya in marshmallow fluff and use your now fluffy whiteness as a canvas for a Jackson Pollack Hershey's syrup classic.

    Wait. Did I actually type that or just think it?
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    I vote for sleep.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    There is no substitute for either, so the rational approach should be

    lyw4ucqyq8le.jpg

    Preferably not at the same time, though. I think that would be messy.

    That’s why the baby Jesus gave us rubber sheets.

    I thought that was for when you finally have to substitute sex with an oxygen tank but I'm having a revelation now.

    For best results, aim at least for a zero-sum game, calorie wise:smiley:

    Can't be done. I'ma slather ya in marshmallow fluff and use your now fluffy whiteness as a canvas for a Jackson Pollack Hershey's syrup classic.

    Wait. Did I actually type that or just think it?

    I vote for sleep, too...

    And fwiw I'm more partial to surrealism than abstract expressionism.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    I have seen people turn to food for all kinds of comfort, but it is always for issues with something. So if food is a substitute for sex it is more than likely because there is some undercurrent issues in your sexual life, sexuality overall, or some even greater issue because sex issues themselves are usually a symptom of an issue. In any case, it's worth talking to someone about to find root causes and get on a healthier track.
  • slessofme
    slessofme Posts: 7,739 Member
    I once found a small batch Dutch Chocolate gelato that I thought was an amazing substitute for meh sex. Thankfully my grocery store had my best interests at heart and stopped stocking it.

    But seriously, disordered thinking about anything/anyone should be explored a bit more.
  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    Now I’m thankful that I really don’t like cucumber salad that much.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Now I’m thankful that I really don’t like cucumber salad that much.

    But those eggplants though...
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    There is no substitute for either, so the rational approach should be

    lyw4ucqyq8le.jpg

    Preferably not at the same time, though. I think that would be messy.

    That’s why the baby Jesus gave us rubber sheets.

    I thought that was for when you finally have to substitute sex with an oxygen tank but I'm having a revelation now.

    For best results, aim at least for a zero-sum game, calorie wise:smiley:

    Can't be done. I'ma slather ya in marshmallow fluff and use your now fluffy whiteness as a canvas for a Jackson Pollack Hershey's syrup classic.

    Wait. Did I actually type that or just think it?

    I vote for sleep, too...

    And fwiw I'm more partial to surrealism than abstract expressionism.

    Well, hello Dali!
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat

    Well that makes one of us! If I could have:

    1) Unlimited sex
    2) Unlimited food without gaining weight

    Easy decision.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    This is chit chat, and half the time I can't tell what's legit and what's chit chat being chit chat... so I'm just going to ask...

    Is this for real? Eating to fulfill unmet desire? That's a thing?
  • jathanaseas
    jathanaseas Posts: 609 Member
    Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat

    I see we are on the same page
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I have so many questions. :grimace:

  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
    No, no, no you're doing it wrong! First the sexing then the fooding.

    @SabAteNine beat me to it... Why not both!
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    There is no substitute for either, so the rational approach should be

    lyw4ucqyq8le.jpg

    Preferably not at the same time, though. I think that would be messy.

    That’s why the baby Jesus gave us rubber sheets.

    I thought that was for when you finally have to substitute sex with an oxygen tank but I'm having a revelation now.

    For best results, aim at least for a zero-sum game, calorie wise:smiley:

    Can't be done. I'ma slather ya in marshmallow fluff and use your now fluffy whiteness as a canvas for a Jackson Pollack Hershey's syrup classic.

    Wait. Did I actually type that or just think it?

    I vote for sleep, too...

    And fwiw I'm more partial to surrealism than abstract expressionism.

    Well, hello Dali!

    Oh you're a determined one.
    My art teacher way back would be so so proud!
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
    Nothing is a substitute for good sex.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat

    I see we are on the same page

    That’s what I’m talking about
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    No, no, no you're doing it wrong! First the sexing then the fooding.

    I'm not concerned about the order of operations here, let's just get this party started @AgainWithTheSurfyPants