Most embarrassing moment ever?!

thank God i was just about to eat a slice of pizza and i was feeling guilty, maybe later now. i stepped on a small piece of paper at my old job and basically did a split in front of everyone and found it even harder to get up out of that position.

Oh no poor you!!

Mine was probably when I was getting off the school bus and someone was waving from the shop and I was looking to see who it was and fell straight off the bus flat on my face...

If my friend is reading this she will be ROFL!!!

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Oh my goodness! I would have died if I were you! Bless your heart!!

Mine was when I was a kid... I was doing gymnastics class (which was a treat for me since my family was pretty broke all the time). It was the first time my entire family came to watch me practice... my dad, my mom, and both my brothers. I was in a handstand with the teacher holding my bottom half up (her face extremely close to my hind quarters) and I let 'er rip! Yep, right in the teacher's face... dead silence. As if I weren't embarassed enough when I saw everyone stop what they were doing to focus on me with horrified looks, the teacher says "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!" The crowd roared with laughter, she let me out of my handstand, and I never went back! :embarassed:

It's funny now, but it was horrifically traumatizing as a child. :laugh:

I was at work and we were eating lunch. My co-workesr son comes in with a box that had to live rats. I replied "wow" I have never met a real rat before. She picked one up and said "Hi, my name is Rodney Rat, what is yours?".......I had just taken a bite of food, began to laugh, started choking, so I ran out the front door. I am out side laughing, choking, and gasping for air at this time. I began to urinate. I was now laughing, choking, gasping for air, and now peeing myself. I couldn't stop any of the forementioned. I finally got a breath and threw up, then I began to laugh from embarassment from vomitting and peeing myself. Well as I continued to laugh I gasped for some more air and started peeing again. My co workers are all gawking at me, thinking I was just laughing not choking. When I was able to gain my composure. I went in and yelled at her "See what you did to me" as I pointed to my wet pant leg that followed all the was down to my shoe. I grabbed my purse, and headed home to shower and change! When I got back nothing was mentioned about the incident. Now we all look back and laugh about it!

In grade 6 i had just joined a new school. I wanted to use the toilet and my so called friend guided me to one. I entered the toilet and after a relaxing pee, opened the cubicle door to find couple of girls laughing and screaming at me lol .Well now i laugh, that i was misguided to enter a girls toilet but at that time i was furious.
Tas x

ok this has probably been done but I h r yet to see it.

What is your single most cringeworthy embarrassing moment of all time? Something you want no one to know! Think of it as a mini therapy session. I guarantee none of your stories are as bad as Mine...

I had swine flue last January and while in the doctors waiting room my stomach contents decides to evacuate... From both ends...in front of EVERYONE!!! 

I haven't been back to the doctors since, I'm too embarrassed.

Your turn...

I was on my first date with my now DH, and we took a group car trip to Ashville NC after breakfast at Ihop. 5 hours later while taking all these curvy roads, I started feeling sick. We had find somewhere for me to yack, and stoped at a Kmart, but I wound up puking in the parking lot and sidewalk with everyone watching and him holding my hair back for me. It was soo embarassing!! :embarassed:

When I was in high school I walked from our gym locker room into the main common area and half way across it before I realized the whistles I'd been hearing and the weird attention being sent in my general direction were actually meant for me... I'd managed to make the walk with my dress tucked into my panties! (looking back now, I had a great *kitten* at the time...

It was Winter time last year, and I was walking down the stairs from the parking lot. I stepped on black ice, and went end over end down the stairs, and I also managed to take out another person on my way down the stairs. I also fractured my ankle, and tore a hole in the knee of my pants. I nor the person who I took out thought it was funny, but the 10 or so people behind us couldn't stop laughing.

People laughing at you with a broken ankle is pretty harsh. I usually try to wait until I know the person is ok before I officially start laughing.

I've been trying to think of something horrifyingly embarrassing to post here, but sadly, I can't think of a time that I ever felt like that.

Ive got loooooads of embarassing moments, but one of my worst ones that I was most embarassed about was -

couple of years ago, i was reallly big and weighed an awful lot. me and some friends popped into macdonalds for tea, and as soon as we got in there i trippped over and landed on all 4's! there were a bunch of fit workmen infront of us, and one of them turned around and said '****ing helll, cant you get to the couner quick enough love?!' I was sooooo embarasssed! I got up, went bright red in the face, my friends were laughing at me bcos of the way i landed, i then had some other funny looks from people in the resturant! I reallllly didnt know what to do!! haha! I still cant belive to this day what happend, i still cringe about it now.:blushing:

Recently, the served asked me what I want with my meal, soup or salad. and I said, yes, i want SUPER SALAD ) and for like a whole min he would say :soup or salad, I would reply Super salad.... also one I tipped my hairdresser with a receipt from store, not $20 I put it my pocket earlier. I left the beauty salon and I noticed I still have $20.. I came back and gave her a tip. She looked happy but little shocked. Imagine, she probably was thinking, how rude and weird, that beforehand I gave her a receipt.... LOL

I was at work and we were eating lunch. My co-workesr son comes in with a box that had to live rats. I replied "wow" I have never met a real rat before. She picked one up and said "Hi, my name is Rodney Rat, what is yours?".......I had just taken a bite of food, began to laugh, started choking, so I ran out the front door. I am out side laughing, choking, and gasping for air at this time. I began to urinate. I was now laughing, choking, gasping for air, and now peeing myself. I couldn't stop any of the forementioned. I finally got a breath and threw up, then I began to laugh from embarassment from vomitting and peeing myself. Well as I continued to laugh I gasped for some more air and started peeing again. My co workers are all gawking at me, thinking I was just laughing not choking. When I was able to gain my composure. I went in and yelled at her "See what you did to me" as I pointed to my wet pant leg that followed all the was down to my shoe. I grabbed my purse, and headed home to shower and change! When I got back nothing was mentioned about the incident. Now we all look back and laugh about it!

I almost peed MY pants laughing so hard!! :laugh: :laugh:

Erm, I have too many embarrassing stories involving me peeing my pants, honestly, the funniest one that I wish I could have observed as an outsider.... I was 7 months pregnant walking down the hall at school.. my senior year... slipped, fell on my *kitten*, (it seemed to be a common occurrence while I was prego) felt like a turtle for a good 3 minutes... not able to get up, my friend laughing making me laugh and bladder control went out the window. It was rather lovely, as if being pregnant my senior year of highschool wasn't bad enough, I had to be prego and pee on myself! :laugh: :laugh:

Meeting Toby Keith. I won a meet and greet through his fan club. I had just joined and it was my first concert. I met up with a bunch of his fans (Warriors) and they had made something to give to him. I got in line and one of his singing and writing buddies was there and I talked to him just fine. I saw Toby come out and down and was watching everyone and it was fine. I got up there and tried to give the stuff to this guy standing there and he told me to give them to Toby. I thought no problem. I turned around and there he was, he smiled at me and I couldn't think or speak. He saw what I had and asked if that was for him and still nothing came out of my mouth. He was so sweet, he didn't try to rush me and finally I figured he wasn't going to hear a thing I said anyway so I took a deep breath and said, "A bunch of your Warriors got together at Applebee's and wanted me to give you these." He smiled, took the stuff and said, "Thanks Hon. Applebee's huh?" I was so shocked that he even listened to me. He is very quiet and soft spoken and very polite. It was time for the picture so he put his arm around me and pulled me to him (I think he thought I might pass out) so I did the same thing. It was a day I will never forget.

My most embarrassing moment was when I was in High School, I was on the flag core and also played the tenor saxophone,. well during one of the half time shows I had to switch from flags to saxophone because of a solo and we had two piece outfits for the flag core and the pants were really long on me because I wasn't able to get them tailored in time before the game, well i bent down to put my flag down and pick up my saxophone and i stepped on the end of my pants and my bottom's came down around my ankles. Everyone saw it ! All I could hear as laughing and some people saying aww bless her little heart, that has to be embarrassing,, well duh it was lol. I pulled em back up and kept going but after that I begged the band instructor to change our outfits. Thank goodness I had a top on that looked like a one piece bathing suit!

Aww, tobybear, that was cute! I've been star struck like that before, I'm sure they get it all the time

The first embarrassing moment that comes to mind for me is the time I was in college and working at the campus bookstore and walked around for a good 5 minutes with toilet paper hanging out of the back of my shorts.

I was on my first date with my now DH, and we took a group car trip to Ashville NC after breakfast at Ihop. 5 hours later while taking all these curvy roads, I started feeling sick. We had find somewhere for me to yack, and stoped at a Kmart, but I wound up puking in the parking lot and sidewalk with everyone watching and him holding my hair back for me. It was soo embarassing!! :embarassed:

At least he was nice enough to stop for you. When I was pregnant, I was going to visit family with my grandmother. She was driving. I had to throw up and told her to stop. She refused because there was nowhere to pull over. Granted, there was no shoulder but we were on a freakin' back road in Middle-of-Nowhere, New Mexico. She could have stopped in the middle of the damn street and it would have been fine. I threw up right in my lap. Then when we got to the next town, she insisted we stop and go to Denny's to eat. I loved my grandma but that woman could be a real *****. :grumble: