Worst Pick Up Line Ever

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  • bridge703
    bridge703 Posts: 44
    my magic watch says that you aren't wearing any panties.. Oh you are? This thing must be an hour fast!

    ok I'm done.. good post ya'll!
  • I_GoT_ThIs
    I_GoT_ThIs Posts: 170 Member
    it sure is cold out tonight.. can i use your thighs as earmuffs?

    Did that one work?? lol
  • I_GoT_ThIs
    I_GoT_ThIs Posts: 170 Member
    *shake a guys hand*, that's what I feel like on the outside. Do you wanna find out what i feel like on the inside???
  • frg4bama
    frg4bama Posts: 78 Member
    "Hi, you look jut like my second wife......I've only been married once"

    He was a weirdo and probably still looking for wife number 2!
  • AppleAmerica
    AppleAmerica Posts: 12
    Wanna play Iraq? I'll lay here and you blow the hell out of me.
    HAHAHA!
  • lookpretty
    lookpretty Posts: 276 Member
    I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

    MY FAVORITE!!! DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

    I love this
  • danacho
    danacho Posts: 115 Member
    I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

    MY FAVORITE!!! DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

    standing ovation for this one:drinker:
  • Thamantha
    Thamantha Posts: 102 Member
    My favourite one was used by one of my female friends.
    She bumped into her target outside a shop where she had bought bread and milk.... and invited them back to her to 'munh on her loaf'.
  • danacho
    danacho Posts: 115 Member
    ◦I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment
  • danacho
    danacho Posts: 115 Member
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see
  • danacho
    danacho Posts: 115 Member
    Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight
  • _eislek_
    _eislek_ Posts: 198 Member
    Girl: "I like this song!"
    Guy: "I like your song. We should make music together."

    And I married him :p<3

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