Worst Pick Up Line Ever

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  • mom2pne
    mom2pne Posts: 215 Member
    :laugh:
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    F#*k me if I'm wrong, but are you Amish?
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    F#*k me if I'm wrong, but are you Amish?

    LoL. Nice...but mine was better ;-P
  • healthyjen342
    healthyjen342 Posts: 1,435 Member
    whese are way way way too funny..I cant wait to read the rest later.
  • dragonbait0126
    dragonbait0126 Posts: 568 Member
    "Why don't you come to Puerto Rico with me and we can give true meaning to the word Thanksgiving?" (Used on me by a customer.)

    **Take a deep, drunkin' breath, lean in real close, and stare deep into her eyes then say:
    "Baby....(another deep, drunkin' breath)...you're so sexy when I'm drunk." This one was used on me by a guy I'd been dating for about a month but I guess it worked because on August 26 we celebrate 13 years together and our 1 year wedding anniversary. (Yes, we got married on our 12 year anniversary).
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    GO

    HAHAHAHA, oh-my-goodness
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    "You must be from Ireland because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin"

    (From Hall Pass)
  • jlzrdking
    jlzrdking Posts: 501 Member
    Have you ever had your belly button licked.......... from the inside :glasses:
  • Iceskatefanrn
    Iceskatefanrn Posts: 489 Member
    Do you work at Subway? 'cause you're giving me a Footlong...
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    How's about I stick my mug in your muff?
  • carbons2k
    carbons2k Posts: 383 Member
    "legs" the word.... Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
  • ehlertmartha
    ehlertmartha Posts: 78 Member
    Did you fart? cause baby you blew me away
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Can I pee on you?

    EDIT: I've actually seen that asked before.
  • overzoelous
    overzoelous Posts: 161 Member
    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

    Hahahahah all of yours have made me laugh. TELL ME THEY'VE WORKED AND THAT YOU'RE MARRIED.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    "Hey, haven't I seen you here before" at the STD clinic (boy was that a mistake)
  • bridge703
    bridge703 Posts: 44
    Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on
  • bridge703
    bridge703 Posts: 44
    Do you like to party?? yes.. then crawl up my leg and have a ball
  • I_GoT_ThIs
    I_GoT_ThIs Posts: 170 Member
    My husband once told a girl, "eh, im not gonna *kitten* you but you can suck my di*#"
  • I_GoT_ThIs
    I_GoT_ThIs Posts: 170 Member
    Party in my pants, everybodys cumin! :)
  • bridge703
    bridge703 Posts: 44
    it sure is cold out tonight.. can i use your thighs as earmuffs?
  • bridge703
    bridge703 Posts: 44
    my magic watch says that you aren't wearing any panties.. Oh you are? This thing must be an hour fast!

    ok I'm done.. good post ya'll!
  • I_GoT_ThIs
    I_GoT_ThIs Posts: 170 Member
    it sure is cold out tonight.. can i use your thighs as earmuffs?

    Did that one work?? lol
  • I_GoT_ThIs
    I_GoT_ThIs Posts: 170 Member
    *shake a guys hand*, that's what I feel like on the outside. Do you wanna find out what i feel like on the inside???
  • frg4bama
    frg4bama Posts: 78 Member
    "Hi, you look jut like my second wife......I've only been married once"

    He was a weirdo and probably still looking for wife number 2!
  • AppleAmerica
    AppleAmerica Posts: 12
    Wanna play Iraq? I'll lay here and you blow the hell out of me.
    HAHAHA!
  • lookpretty
    lookpretty Posts: 276 Member
    I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

    MY FAVORITE!!! DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

    I love this
  • danacho
    danacho Posts: 115 Member
    I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

    MY FAVORITE!!! DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

    standing ovation for this one:drinker:
  • Thamantha
    Thamantha Posts: 102 Member
    My favourite one was used by one of my female friends.
    She bumped into her target outside a shop where she had bought bread and milk.... and invited them back to her to 'munh on her loaf'.
  • danacho
    danacho Posts: 115 Member
    ◦I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment
  • danacho
    danacho Posts: 115 Member
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see
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