Best way to burn 5 calories

lookpretty
lookpretty Posts: 276 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
In response to best way to use 9 calories, what is the best way to burn 5 calories.

My top 5 ideas

- laugh til you fall on your *kitten*
- grab you kid and toss them at the ceiling and watch them scream in delight
- get on top of your neighbors car (who insists on parking in my space) and jump off
- chase the mailman down the block
-blow a baloon until it pops

What are yours?

And before some anal retentive person runs their mouth, yes I know 5 calories of excercise is insignificant, do not give me advice, this is a fun post, not a serious one.

Lets hear the best, most enjoyable way to burn 5 calories.
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  • bachooka
    bachooka Posts: 719 Member
    A well directed and enthusiastic pelvic thrust.
  • lookpretty
    lookpretty Posts: 276 Member
    A well directed and enthusiastic pelvic thrust.

    Im not sure how to visualise this, if its sexual or a quirky dance move :D
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Pooping.
  • lookpretty
    lookpretty Posts: 276 Member
    Pooping.

    oh my, didnt expect that as an asnwer, thats fun and enjoyable?
  • soknurdy
    soknurdy Posts: 74 Member
    Lol the mailman. Too bad in my area they are efficient and don't have to get out of their car!
  • overzoelous
    overzoelous Posts: 161 Member
    Run down the hall and heel click a few times
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Pooping.

    oh my, didnt expect that as an asnwer, thats fun and enjoyable?

    When you have been constipated for a few days, you bet your *kitten* it's enjoyable.
  • Bearface115
    Bearface115 Posts: 574 Member
    Play "Dancing with Myself" and go crazy!
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    Pooping.

    That's also a great weight to lose a few ounces
  • changeisgood55
    changeisgood55 Posts: 274
    Kick your boyfriend to the curb!
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    I like to play with lighter fluid.
  • fab50G
    fab50G Posts: 384 Member
    A well directed and enthusiastic pelvic thrust.


    Hopefully burns more than 5 calories!!! ; )
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Rub one out. :smokin:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Give yourself a non-dominant handed stranger.
  • msiamjan
    msiamjan Posts: 326 Member
    Do a handstand
    A big sloppy wet kiss
    Rub a dog's tummy until it shakes its leg
    Sing show tunes at the top of your lungs
    Do the macarana
  • Jenscan
    Jenscan Posts: 694 Member
    Access www.shouldieatmyexercisecalories.com
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Sex :smokin:
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
    Pooping.

    Not only do you get to count the 5 calories, but you can lose up to half a pound instantly :-)
  • rmsrws
    rmsrws Posts: 639 Member
    Rub one out. :smokin:


    Too funny!!!!!

    Lokking for the darn remote control for the TV....LOL
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    Give yourself a non-dominant handed stranger.

    you would be the one to go there....:laugh:
  • lookpretty
    lookpretty Posts: 276 Member
    Run down the hall and heel click a few times

    Im working at a gym today, they should love that
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    Sex :smokin:

    if you're only burning 5 calories you're doing it all wrong :laugh:
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Sex :smokin:

    That must be some bad sex.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    Pooping.

    Not only do you get to count the 5 calories, but you can lose up to half a pound instantly :-)

    a whole pound one time...
  • Jenscan
    Jenscan Posts: 694 Member
    Sex :smokin:

    if you're only burning 5 calories you're doing it all wrong :laugh:

    My thought exactly!
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    A well directed and enthusiastic pelvic thrust.


    Hopefully burns more than 5 calories!!! ; )

    Well, there are some dudes out there where that would encompass the entire copulation. :laugh:
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Pooping.

    That's also a great weight to lose a few ounces

    Not only a few ounces!! The human body can store up to 12lbs of poop. So get your poop on. lol
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Pooping.

    That's also a great weight to lose a few ounces

    Not only a few ounces!! The human body can store up to 12lbs of poop. So get your poop on. lol

    I must say I'm waiting for my next weigh in when I can muster a fabulous morning poop. :smokin:
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Sex :smokin:

    if you're only burning 5 calories you're doing it all wrong :laugh:

    My thought exactly!


    Of course I burn more than 5 calories....I'm hoping to burn the first 5 calories in a hardcore foreplay session....But why would you stop after the first 5 if your having fun???
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
    Pooping.

    Not only do you get to count the 5 calories, but you can lose up to half a pound instantly :-)

    a whole pound one time...

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who has ever weighed before and after just to see... :-)
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