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MFP thief!
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I'd steal @leut_underpants forearms and wardrobe, @Will_Workout_for_food metabolism and waist, and the rest of me I'd fill in with various bodyparts from @kinetixtrainer2 . and I guess if the rumors are true there's something I'd steal from @bojack5 as well.
What? Please do not steal my rather sizeable baseball card collection!
Do you have this guy's rookie card?
https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/poledi01.shtml
I have absolutely no idea how you come up with or find these things but i laughed out loud for probably longer than i should have at this.2 -
I want to steal @CoffeeAndContour 's positive attitude and outlook. I imagine she walks around with a glow around her. Like a real like butterfly halo. 😊1
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Aight, I'm back. Next:
@cct204 - your confidence and capacity of throwing yourself out there. You're the #realbosslady.
@SnackherBarrell - your eyes, though in all fairness there's already a huge queue to get a piece of those and I am not a queue fan.
@DeadliftsAndSprinkles - Style, humor and overpriced makeup brushes.
@Chael2dot0 - Compositing skills.
@CaptainFantastic01 - Your alarm clock and also a time machine, I'd stick you there so you can properly rest up because you deserve that
@CoffeeAndContour - Your kindness. I know it comes from a lot. But you give a lot.3 -
This thread is full of so much sweetness and humor!!
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@CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d steal @Keto_N_Iron ‘s belly button, and her booty, and possibly even her but I think she can beat me in a fight so maybe not.
hmmmm the only things I like about me??? not a chance sista!! I'd love to have your face and hair!@leut_underpants wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d steal @Keto_N_Iron ‘s belly button, and her booty, and possibly even her but I think she can beat me in a fight so maybe not.
She does have an excellent belly button. 10/10, would zerbert.
Zerbert? what does that even mean?CoffeeAndContour wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d steal @Keto_N_Iron ‘s belly button, and her booty, and possibly even her but I think she can beat me in a fight so maybe not.leut_underpants wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d steal @Keto_N_Iron ‘s belly button, and her booty, and possibly even her but I think she can beat me in a fight so maybe not.
She does have an excellent belly button. 10/10, would zerbert.
But how would it rank as a condiment dish?
I’d eat relish out of it.caco_ethes wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d steal @Keto_N_Iron ‘s belly button, and her booty, and possibly even her but I think she can beat me in a fight so maybe not.leut_underpants wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d steal @Keto_N_Iron ‘s belly button, and her booty, and possibly even her but I think she can beat me in a fight so maybe not.
She does have an excellent belly button. 10/10, would zerbert.
But how would it rank as a condiment dish?
I’d eat relish out of it.
We still talking about the belly button?leut_underpants wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d steal @Keto_N_Iron ‘s belly button, and her booty, and possibly even her but I think she can beat me in a fight so maybe not.leut_underpants wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d steal @Keto_N_Iron ‘s belly button, and her booty, and possibly even her but I think she can beat me in a fight so maybe not.
She does have an excellent belly button. 10/10, would zerbert.
But how would it rank as a condiment dish?
I'd give it a saucy chipote-lay.
this is a whole lotta talk about my belly button... not sure how I feel about it..
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@blueballsdeep - style and patience
@Waffle_Taco - amazing attitude and sincerity
@Wankalicious - intelligence and dependability2 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I wanna steal @iMago 's smile and everything attached to it
^ actual photo of me after getting kidnapped and waking up in Jo's basement
i'd steal @tinkerhellraiser 's voice because she's (technically) a Texas girl and she aint got a redneck accent. then i'd start my ASMR youtube channel and make a LOT of money and refuse to split it with her.
I'd steal @lstrat115 's booty because i ain't got one. seriously its like im actually a flat wall back there.
i'd steal @Vikka_V 's ability to stay so thin and not be starving all the time. also her smile because its way better than mine.
i'd steal @CaptainFantastic01 's heart. he's got a lot of it and he's got a few things figured out that will always escape me, even though i'm older.
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d like to steal @CaptainFantastic01 and keep him as my own personal ray of light.SnackherBarrell wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I’d like to steal @CaptainFantastic01 and keep him as my own personal ray of light.
Fight me.SabAteNine wrote: »Aight, I'm back. Next:
cct204 - your confidence and capacity of throwing yourself out there. You're the #realbosslady.
snackherBarrell - your eyes, though in all fairness there's already a huge queue to get a piece of those and I am not a queue fan.
DeadliftsAndSprinkles - Style, humor and overpriced makeup brushes.
Chael2dot0 - Compositing skills.
CaptainFantastic01 - Your alarm clock and also a time machine, I'd stick you there so you can properly rest up because you deserve that
CoffeeAndContour - Your kindness. I know it comes from a lot. But you give a lot.
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So I’m jumping in!
I’d take @DeadliftsAndSprinkles adorable face(not in a silence of the lambs way though)
@SnackherBarrell time, because I feel like we would be good chill buddies,
@iMago sense of humor which always seems to be so on point
@kinetixtrainer2 raw human goodness
@SabAteNine job
And then also I’d steal like a ton of time to sleep more4 -
@rickswifey83 wrote: »I would steal all of @Keto_N_Iron ....she has an amazing body, is beautiful, and such a badass! Soo... we doing a body swap or what? 0
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_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »I would steal @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings so we can get in trouble together. She has a big heart and is a very caring person
SnackherBarrell wrote: »_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »I would steal @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings so we can get in trouble together. She has a big heart and is a very caring person
Then id lure her away with candy
You can't lure the lurer... Ill get the van0 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Chael2dot0 wrote: »@mustacheU2Lift Your averageness.
You are stealing it or you stole it.
I always had it, but imma steal yurz. And dat pizza, yo.0 -
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I want to steal @lstrat115 's drive. She's a beast!1
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Souls. So many souls.
Also boobs.2 -
rickswifey83 wrote: »Keto_N_Iron wrote: »@rickswifey83 wrote: »I would steal all of @Keto_N_Iron ....she has an amazing body, is beautiful, and such a badass! Soo... we doing a body swap or what?
I like you too much to make you live in my body.... 0 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
i'd steal @tinkerhellraiser 's voice because she's (technically) a Texas girl and she aint got a redneck accent. then i'd start my ASMR youtube channel and make a LOT of money and refuse to split it with .
i’m like Ariel with a lisp and you’re the evil sea witch with circumsized coke can
her name was Ursula ffs put some respeck on her name2 -
I'd steal all of @Tinak33 and @islandgal3 and hang with them, they are super nice ladies.
I'd steal @777Gemma888 brain, such an interesting lady, so intelligent.5 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
i'd steal @tinkerhellraiser 's voice because she's (technically) a Texas girl and she aint got a redneck accent. then i'd start my ASMR youtube channel and make a LOT of money and refuse to split it with .
i’m like Ariel with a lisp and you’re the evil sea witch with circumsized coke can
her name was Ursula ffs put some respeck on her name
You poor, unfortunate soul.5 -
I'd steal @versicolour 's all round awesomeness, her beautiful nature, kindness and caring.. she's a good egg.3
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I'd steal all of @Tinak33 and @islandgal3 and hang with them, they are super nice ladies.
I'd steal @777Gemma888 brain, such an interesting lady, so intelligent.
I would steal you first.
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@slimgirljo15 wrote: »I'd steal @versicolour 's all round awesomeness, her beautiful nature, kindness and caring.. she's a good egg.
😘 Thanks love! You are also a really good egg. You don't need to steal any of my qualities, you have them all already
I was going to say I would steal the contents of your basement, but I wouldn't know what to do with it. It is in good and capable hands 😜1
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