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Best way to burn 5 calories

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  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Well that is the first thing I think of when I see posts like : " OMG, I LOST 8LBS OVERNIGHT!!111!!!!!!!!!1". I think, "holy s*&t, that must of been one long toilet session." lol!!
  • lookpretty
    lookpretty Posts: 276 Member
    Sex :smokin:

    if you're only burning 5 calories you're doing it all wrong :laugh:

    My thought exactly!


    Of course I burn more than 5 calories....I'm hoping to burn the first 5 calories in a hardcore foreplay session....But why would you stop after the first 5 if your having fun???

    you know its important to stay committed to your excerise routin, they say a minimum of 30 minutes of cardio but you can do your stretching, strength training and all in one enjoyable excercise
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    Jump into a pasture or zoo enclosure and run away from the animal living there

    Tell the opposite sex preferably a stranger that you slept with their partner
  • lookpretty
    lookpretty Posts: 276 Member
    Jump into a pasture or zoo enclosure and run away from the animal living there

    Tell the opposite sex preferably a stranger that you slept with their partner


    haha I love the second
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    Pooping.

    That's also a great weight to lose a few ounces

    Not only a few ounces!! The human body can store up to 12lbs of poop. So get your poop on. lol

    Yeah my body used to before I got control of my IBS. :noway:
  • cathcakey
    cathcakey Posts: 288 Member
    An improptu 10 second yodel
  • Skinny_Kitty
    Skinny_Kitty Posts: 136 Member
    Pooping.

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    Paying My Victoria Secret Credit Card... it has me sweating withing seconds!
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