We broke up because...
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She is too sarcastic0
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He went fishing 🎵0
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She didn't know there are other fish in the sea0
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He wouldn’t bait my hook0
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we kept hooking each other0
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She was a nasal nugget licker0
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he took that fish everywhere0
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She keeps dressing as a mouse0
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the guy always had nasal nuggets leaking from his nose0
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She farts constantly0
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his breath smells like his farts0
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Her farts smells like breath0
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he leaves bacon strips in all his drawers0
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She eats my bacon strips0
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the fish were catching him0
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She kept making me bag lunches0
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He wouldn't go fishing0
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She Hates Traveling0
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He, he.. ohhh .. it's too terrible to say 😭
But the turtle, goldfish, featherduster and rubber duck survived
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She only wanted someone to babysit her turtle, goldfish and rubber duckie...
and then she expected me to walk around wearing a French Maid uniform and use her feather duster.1
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