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She stole my heart.
Like literally she took it and wouldn't give it back. I am typing this from beyond the grave....1 -
I thought it was real love, but it was only incorporeal
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He couldn't tune his guitar without a Snark0
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He was snarky to all of our friends0
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She didn’t like my friends
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She was into square-dancing while I was strictly a trapezoid dancer...0
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I caught him canoodling with Kelly in the backseat of her convertible0
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She was attracted to men who are intellectually smart, physically attractive and have great sense of humor. I possess neither of these attributes...0
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he was too smart for me. I like em dumb0
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We were both too dumb to realize how good we had it0
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I was dumb but she wanted dumber0
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Neither of them were smart enough to know what to do0
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turned out she liked men after all0
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Kept making fun of all my costumes0
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She was using me for revenge on katerwedo0
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Wouldn't stop playing D&D0
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played geeky board games all of the time0
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She would sneeze in 4’s, hiccup in 6’s and burp in 8’s. I was more of an odd guy...0
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made absolutely no sense most of the time0
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