We broke up because...

she said my hands were too rough

She thought she was a better kisser

She was a quitter

She made me do a loser dance every time she won.

I thought she said I had moves like Jagger, but instead she said my moves make her gag.

katerwedo wrote: »

his only movements were of the bowel variety

I died laughing at this one 😂

... she made me die laughing

dirty_water_ wrote: »

She liked the club manager better than me

Aww, never!

AliNouveau wrote: »

She refused to cheer for the Leafs

She cheered for the Leafs...<sob>

She'd never join me in the shower...

She didn't let me buy a new bike.