Am I drinking enough...

Qarol
Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
So MFP recommends I get 8 cups of water a day, but I'm all out of water. Can I drink vodka instead? Is it possible to drink too much vodka? Or should I only drink it when I'm thirsty?
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  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Vodka will be fine, it's clear just like water, and if its cold your body burns calories trying to warm it up!

    And no, you can't drink, 'too' much vodka, when you get near the limit you'll pass out until you're ok to drink again.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    If you're still standing you're not drinking enough. To the bottle, you!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Vodka will be fine, it's clear just like water, and if its cold your body burns calories trying to warm it up!

    And no, you can't drink, 'too' much vodka, when you get near the limit you'll pass out until you're ok to drink again.


    or throw up,in which case, you can eat more
  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
    I hear Everclear is better for rapid weight loss.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    man 8 glasses of vodka i would say you'll be passed out til next friday :drinker:
  • jkincaid0202
    jkincaid0202 Posts: 49
    Bwhahahahahahaha. This just made my morning :D
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    I hear Everclear is better for rapid weight loss.

    Everclear and meth is a super effective combination therapy. Results guaranteed! You'll lose weight, teeth, and sanity!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Even if you don't feel thirsty, your body still needs that vodka. I sometimes drink 1.5 gallons of vodka in a day and I feel wonderful! In fact, my body has become so accustomed to vodka that I just don't feel right if I don't drink enough of it.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I hear Everclear is better for rapid weight loss.

    Everclear and meth is a super effective combination therapy. Results guaranteed! You'll lose weight, teeth, and sanity!

    And possibly organs, those b!tches be heavy, get rid of them!
  • bjenny12345
    bjenny12345 Posts: 118 Member
    I hear Everclear is better for rapid weight loss.

    Everclear and meth is a super effective combination therapy. Results guaranteed! You'll lose weight, teeth, and sanity!

    I am sure teeth weigh a ton, this sounds like the plan for me!
  • aippolito1
    aippolito1 Posts: 4,894 Member
    Don't forget cocaine! :happy:
  • AnotherMichelle
    AnotherMichelle Posts: 110 Member
    I hear Everclear is better for rapid weight loss.

    Everclear and meth is a super effective combination therapy. Results guaranteed! You'll lose weight, teeth, and sanity!


    Hahha THIS made me giggle.
  • rmsrws
    rmsrws Posts: 639 Member
    I am grey goose kinda girl.

    Vodka is pure, looks like water, no one could even tell if you poured it in an empty water bottle.

    So drink up!!!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I hear Everclear is better for rapid weight loss.
    Everclear and meth is a super effective combination therapy. Results guaranteed! You'll lose weight, teeth, and sanity!
    You can sprinkle it on your food. And wash it down with vodka.
  • lsd007
    lsd007 Posts: 435
    Is your pee clear or yellow?
  • cmiles23
    cmiles23 Posts: 234 Member
    lmao!!!!!!!!

    I hear Everclear is better for rapid weight loss.

    Everclear and meth is a super effective combination therapy. Results guaranteed! You'll lose weight, teeth, and sanity!
  • beccasaurus83
    beccasaurus83 Posts: 9
    This is essentially my favorite chain ever - once we've gotten our body's daily vodka allotment, can delve immediately into our hard drug allotment for the day, or is a waiting period advised?
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    When I saw this was your post, I KNEW. I knew it would be funny....
    My mom mixed her vodka with prune juice! She said it made her regular and happy.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    I hear Everclear is better for rapid weight loss.
    Everclear and meth is a super effective combination therapy. Results guaranteed! You'll lose weight, teeth, and sanity!
    You can sprinkle it on your food. And wash it down with vodka.

    Exactly! Sprinkle it on your food, like SENSA!
  • Nhendrickson86
    Nhendrickson86 Posts: 33 Member
    I'm bumping this for later! This thread literally made me LOL. . . . my co-workers are looking at me strangely. LMAO!:laugh:
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    This is essentially my favorite chain ever - once we've gotten our body's daily vodka allotment, can delve immediately into our hard drug allotment for the day, or is a waiting period advised?

    We've already mentioned Meth and cococain, maybe crack, what else do you suggest? I'm meeting my dealer in an hour and I want to have a solid list of what I need for next week...
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    My mom mixed her vodka with prune juice! She said it made her regular and happy.


    This will be me if I make it to senior citizen status and don't die of a pickled liver.
  • ranewell
    ranewell Posts: 621 Member
    I believe that would be a completely acceptable substitution...If you get tired of the taste you can put Crystal light packets in it, and make your jello desert even more enjoyable ;)
  • MlissaB
    MlissaB Posts: 16 Member
    bump
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    If I add Crystal light to my vodka... er.. water... does it still count as water?
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    bump


    I see there are a few cokeheads in here....
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I love you Q... Nothing but love.

    Corn... Prune juice and vodka on my at our old folks home.
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    Corn... Prune juice and vodka on my at our old folks home.


    Now I see why your car wouldn't start. Is this English?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    WTF. I need to go back to bed. Or start drinking.
  • SamiSamiBoBlammy
    SamiSamiBoBlammy Posts: 868 Member
    I hear Everclear is better for rapid weight loss.

    Everclear and meth is a super effective combination therapy. Results guaranteed! You'll lose weight, teeth, and sanity!

    With this combination - you won't have to feel bad about eating the Pioneer Woman bacon glazed meatloaf
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