Am I drinking enough...

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  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    WTF. I need to go back to bed. Or start drinking.

    Drinking. It's Friday.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    WTF. I need to go back to bed. Or start drinking.
    Drinking. It's Friday.
    drinking in bed...
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Drink up, but don't put any of that Mio stuff in it, it's got CHEMICALS in it. smiley-shocked032.gif
    Gotta go now, my liver is weeping. Again.
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
    This is essentially my favorite chain ever - once we've gotten our body's daily vodka allotment, can delve immediately into our hard drug allotment for the day, or is a waiting period advised?

    I would advise taking the hard drugs post workout.
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    WTF. I need to go back to bed. Or start drinking.
    Drinking. It's Friday.
    drinking in bed...


    I spill :(
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    If you're still standing you're not drinking enough. To the bottle, you!

    Could not agree more. Well, actually, if you aren't puking you aren't drinking enough, and I frankly like a girl on her hands and knees.

    When she is puking I mean. It's hot.

    haha. This is just wrong.
  • Billrk13
    Billrk13 Posts: 6
    This is a great Thread, I find it funny that all of us are trying to lose wieght, but we are still a bunch of drinkers. lol.

    And on top of the meth and cocaine, I would drink more Vodka (mixed with cystal lite) and start really chain smoking, like 3 packs a day that will keep your food cravings away. :) And as far as I know smoking is totally healthy.
  • pope369
    pope369 Posts: 159 Member
    Drink up, but don't put any of that Mio stuff in it, it's got CHEMICALS in it. smiley-shocked032.gif
    Gotta go now, my liver is weeping. Again.

    Wha?!? Mio has chemicals?? I thought it was made of 100% AWESOME!!!
  • meggers123
    meggers123 Posts: 711 Member
    Vodka will be fine, it's clear just like water, and if its cold your body burns calories trying to warm it up!

    And no, you can't drink, 'too' much vodka, when you get near the limit you'll pass out until you're ok to drink again.

    I love you.
  • lbgano
    lbgano Posts: 234
    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.
    Absolutely...because I read it in a book; therefore, it must be true!
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.

    it does?????.... so i guess that i cant count the corn in the whiskey as a daily vegetable........ or can i?
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.
    Absolutely...because I read it in a book; therefore, it must be true!


    No no. You read it on the internet and everything on the internet is truth.
  • sophjakesmom
    sophjakesmom Posts: 904 Member
    So MFP recommends I get 8 cups of water a day, but I'm all out of water. Can I drink vodka instead? Is it possible to drink too much vodka? Or should I only drink it when I'm thirsty?

    I like your thinking!!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.
    Absolutely...because I read it in a book; therefore, it must be true!
    No no. You read it on the internet and everything on the internet is truth.
    I'm gonna need a link...
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Unless your teeth feel like they're covered in soft luxuriant fur, and you think they're making a buzzing noise, chances are your Vodka intake is insufficiently low.

    Doctors recommend additional intake of Absinth in these circumstances, and spinning around in a circle with your eyes closed. When the green fairy appears you're back on course.

    It's important to remember that reality is a hallucination induced by lack of alcohol


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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    It's important to remember that reality is a hallucination induced by lack of alcohol
    O.M.G.
    I seriously need to increase my vodka intake. I must be dehydrated. I'm hallucinating this boring conference call!
  • akaChuck
    akaChuck Posts: 233 Member
    So MFP recommends I get 8 cups of water a day, but I'm all out of water. Can I drink vodka instead? Is it possible to drink too much vodka? Or should I only drink it when I'm thirsty?

    You can never drink enough, try mixing it in drinks if straight up isn't doing it for you.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    So MFP recommends I get 8 cups of water a day, but I'm all out of water. Can I drink vodka instead? Is it possible to drink too much vodka? Or should I only drink it when I'm thirsty?

    You can never drink enough, try mixing it in drinks if straight up isn't doing it for you.
    You mean like mixing light and dark alcohol? Genius!
  • Michellerw1
    Michellerw1 Posts: 367
    If you drink "too much" vodka your body will burn all the calories you have taken in by seizuring, dry-heaving, emotionally crying for now reason, and healing your liver that you will come out ahead! Especially if you mix it with a metabolism-boosting energy drink.

    A+ Thumbs up!
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
    Quoted - When the green fairy appears you're back on course.


    Clearly I have not been drinking enough of my daily required Vodka - I have never seen the green fairy.......I will have to do better about that. Vodka is after all the breakfast and dinner of champions. And great dieters.
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
    WTF. I need to go back to bed. Or start drinking.
    Drinking. It's Friday.
    drinking in bed...


    I spill :(

    Well quick! Lick it up, you burn tons more calories that way!!!!
  • lbgano
    lbgano Posts: 234
    So MFP recommends I get 8 cups of water a day, but I'm all out of water. Can I drink vodka instead? Is it possible to drink too much vodka? Or should I only drink it when I'm thirsty?

    You can never drink enough, try mixing it in drinks if straight up isn't doing it for you.
    You mean like mixing light and dark alcohol? Genius!

    NO!! If you drink light and dark alcohol mixed you will become FROZEN IN TIME.
  • lbgano
    lbgano Posts: 234
    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.
    Absolutely...because I read it in a book; therefore, it must be true!
    No no. You read it on the internet and everything on the internet is truth.
    I'm gonna need a link...

    http://bukowski.net/
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