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DickVernon
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The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women.
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women.
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Sage advice, use it to season your turkey and stuffing. The flavors work well together.2
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Save advice:
Don't put in or take out your contact lenses after cutting jalapeños3 -
Sage advice:
Never play with a womans heart, she only has one. Play with her tiddies she has two of those.13 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »sage advice:
save $$ on game of thrones S8 by just watching LoR and stopping to watch pron every ten minutes
this is more accurate than you know considering what one of the stars used to do for a living before she got on the show1 -
A stork might bring you a baby but a swallow never will.11
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »sage advice:
save $$ on game of thrones S8 by just watching LoR and stopping to watch pron every ten minutes
this is more accurate than you know considering what one of the stars used to do for a living before she got on the show
Plus Boromir!
Who used to do unsavory work?! Tyrion?1 -
The grass is greener where you water it3
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Well, anyway...
"Wherever you go, there you are."
- Pig-Killer2 -
I have two words for you. Brush your teeth!
(tank girl FTW)0 -
You never know where you're going till you get there.0
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Have the confidence of a naked toddler wearing a t shirt on his head.2
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Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck.3
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If at first you don’t succeed, try a bottle opener. It probably isn’t a twist off.2
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"Funny how drinking 8 cups of water in a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours do down like a fat kid on a see-saw"
"Remember the toes you step on today may be connected to the "hiney" you'll have to kiss tomorrow"3 -
Grudges are a waste of happiness, laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change.6
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