We broke up because...
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He was too weird. Always coming up with goofy stories about stuff that make no sense.0
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She was a bit too drab, didn't have any interesting stories or discussion points.0
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plaid skirts were not a good look for him0
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He kept pushing his Male Enhancement products everywhere.0
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Never happened.. we are still together1
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Because she tried to referee me vs a kangaroo0
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he was more interested in marsupials0
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He was a he.0
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Your inability to escape the sack...0
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always playing with his sack0
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Never played with my sack!0
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couldn't find his sack0
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She sent my sexy time videos with America's funniest videos!0
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Caught twerking for nickles at Walmart0
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he wouldn't stop watching animal porn videos0
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Have no love for dogs....0
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She kept calling me an animal0
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never happened ...... we are still working on it0
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Her idea of Sexy pillow talk was holding the pillow over my face!0
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couldn't get him to stop wearing that stupid clown nose everywhere he went0
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