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DickVernon
DickVernon Posts: 257 Member
in Chit-Chat
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women.
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  • BZAH10
    BZAH10 Posts: 5,709 Member
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    Sage advice, use it to season your turkey and stuffing. The flavors work well together.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    Save advice:
    Don't put in or take out your contact lenses after cutting jalapeños
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    sage advice:

    save $$ on game of thrones S8 by just watching LoR and stopping to watch pron every ten minutes

    this is more accurate than you know considering what one of the stars used to do for a living before she got on the show
  • InkgirlKC
    InkgirlKC Posts: 251 Member
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    BZAH10 wrote: »
    Sage advice, use it to season your turkey and stuffing. The flavors work well together.

    that's what I thought this thread was about when I saw the title! Stuffing!
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    sage advice:

    save $$ on game of thrones S8 by just watching LoR and stopping to watch pron every ten minutes

    this is more accurate than you know considering what one of the stars used to do for a living before she got on the show

    Plus Boromir!

    Who used to do unsavory work?! Tyrion?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    The grass is greener where you water it
  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
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    Well, anyway...

    "Wherever you go, there you are."
    - Pig-Killer
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
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    I have two words for you. Brush your teeth!
    (tank girl FTW)
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
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    You never know where you're going till you get there.
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    Have the confidence of a naked toddler wearing a t shirt on his head.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
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    Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck.
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
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    If at first you don’t succeed, try a bottle opener. It probably isn’t a twist off.
  • DW1Texas
    DW1Texas Posts: 131 Member
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    "Funny how drinking 8 cups of water in a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours do down like a fat kid on a see-saw"

    "Remember the toes you step on today may be connected to the "hiney" you'll have to kiss tomorrow"

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