Need some suggestions............

runslikeagirl
runslikeagirl Posts: 140 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
on what I can eat that will give me unbearably, horribly scented gas! I want to make my husband throw up!!!
Give me some ideas and I will share WHY!!!

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  • rodneyderrick
    rodneyderrick Posts: 483 Member
    Fiber. Eat about 40 grams of fiber.
  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
    beans....
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    Fiber One Bars are pretty rank & french onion soup can be pretty bad too :sick: Can't wait to hear your plot.
  • sweebum
    sweebum Posts: 1,060 Member
    Artichokes and spinach (spinach dip)
  • mpcass
    mpcass Posts: 86
    I've heard Hard boiled eggs and broccoli do the trick...not that I know from expierience.
  • MrsPike07
    MrsPike07 Posts: 160
    Broccoli does it for me! Lol!
  • KateHubb
    KateHubb Posts: 366 Member
    alcohol, asparagus, beans, cabbage, chicken, coffee, cucumbers, dairy products, eggs, fish, garlic, nuts, onions, prunes, radishes, highly seasoned foods

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  • tropicalicyicy
    tropicalicyicy Posts: 83 Member
    hahah!! that's hilarious! i don't know what it is my boyfriend eats but his always smell terrible.
  • IAMQUEEN
    IAMQUEEN Posts: 52
    lol, beans for sure. Milk does the trick too
  • jizenna
    jizenna Posts: 49
    Fiber One bars for sure! Very rank, lol!
  • runslikeagirl
    runslikeagirl Posts: 140 Member
    OK here it is... My husband works at a prison and he's so fuggin cheap that he sometimes eats the food there cause its free. Now...breathing gives him gas so this food makes it 10 times worse. I had to sleep with a can of air freshner last night cause he would fart and stink up the room. I can't really get mad at him cause he was alseep (and I knew he was alseep cause the farts were loud and he didnt giggle)
  • JulieBoBoo
    JulieBoBoo Posts: 642
    red peppers are bad for me.
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    Dark beer always does it for my man friend. Ugh.
  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
    OK here it is... My husband works at a prison and he's so fuggin cheap that he sometimes eats the food there cause its free. Now...breathing gives him gas so this food makes it 10 times worse. I had to sleep with a can of air freshner last night cause he would fart and stink up the room. I can't really get mad at him cause he was alseep (and I knew he was alseep cause the farts were loud and he didnt giggle)

    LOL...i think you are sleeping with MY husband...this is unacceptable (quite funny though)
  • ericalynn104
    ericalynn104 Posts: 382 Member
    Beans.. I would love to hear why though!
  • NKF92879
    NKF92879 Posts: 601 Member
    (and I knew he was alseep cause the farts were loud and he didnt giggle)


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • babylemonade
    babylemonade Posts: 250 Member
    This is freakin hilarious!!! Eat some beans, fiber one bars, asparagus, etc all in the same day and he will be sorry...or passed out from the gas. lol
  • runnermel
    runnermel Posts: 278
    Edamame!!!!! oh my goodness....very good for you, and will stink it up!! and for fun, you could follow that up with some brocolli!!! no sense ruining your caloric intake........
  • runslikeagirl
    runslikeagirl Posts: 140 Member
    Looks like I need to stock up on fiber one bars!! Might have to go over my calorie goal for a couple days... but it will be worth it!! (insert evil laugh here)
  • hazelnutflav
    hazelnutflav Posts: 391 Member
    cod liver oil should do the trick :/
  • deewildwoman
    deewildwoman Posts: 120 Member
    I will ask my husband what he had the other night. He farted and the dog threw up! :sick:

    I was just glad the air conditioner blew it away from me.
  • deewildwoman
    deewildwoman Posts: 120 Member
    Sorry...double post. Stupid iPad.
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
    Broccoli does it for me! Lol!

    This is my boyfriends trick too.
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