Dating disaster stories...

I went out with a girl one night... We went to walk on the beach. Had a nice time. It was getting late so we headed home. I wasnt paying attention and the next thing I know shes butt naked in my passenger seat telling me to pull over. Needless to say I was blowing read lights trying to make it home as fast as possible. I scrubbed the crap outta the seat and needless to say I didnt talk to her after that.



HA!!!! TOP THAT!

http://faildate.blogspot.com/2011/04/optimistic-or-crazy.html

LMAO

I went on a blind date set up by a friend. She seemed very nice and all. Intelligent, nice body, and she seemed interested- maybe too interested.

Half way through dinner her cell phone rings and its her mom. The conversation from her end went basically like this while she is sitting at the table with me:

"Yes he is very nice"
"Yes he is probably the one"
"Yes he has a good job with potential"
"He has his own place- no he owns doesnt rent."
"I dont know as we havent gone back to his place yet"





"Yes its an expensive restaurant"
"He drives a Mustang GT... No its not a BMW but its better then a Honda"
"I havent asked about kids yet"
"OK we can look at bridal magazines tomorrow"
"I will bring him around so you and Dad can meet him"

I hit that eject button faster then a fighter pilot going down in flames. I have no idea what became of her and dont care.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! She was a weirdo Love this one!!!!!!!!!

I went out with a girl one night... We went to walk on the beach. Had a nice time. It was getting late so we headed home. I wasnt paying attention and the next thing I know shes butt naked in my passenger seat telling me to pull over. Needless to say I was blowing read lights trying to make it home as fast as possible. I scrubbed the crap outta the seat and needless to say I didnt talk to her after that.



HA!!!! TOP THAT!

http://faildate.blogspot.com/2011/04/optimistic-or-crazy.html

LMAO

Yeah, it was hilarious. I never pimp my blog, but they're all true story, Ben Fiasco (as my friends and I STILL call him) def won for worst/creepiest date.

i went on a blind date once....i was mean though. I let the guy "who i did not find attractive at all" buy me dinner and some drinks, and i told him that i needed a cigarette and needed to get them out of my car....well....i just took off and left. wasnt a disaster for me, but it was for him

and women wonder where men learn to treat women like crap..............

That really was a lousy thing to do.

But what actually happens is women like that have men falling all over them and women who are nice and decent get the shaft (and not the good one).

yeah it was, ill admit that, just like ive already said in a previous post, and the only person i really didnt treat like **** was the guy who is my now husband. i had a really bad relationship, which was my first relationship, and it took me a few years to recover from that, also during that time i had some issues with addiction, so my mind wasnt really right. the whole, first relationship being really bad doesnt justify anything i did to other guys, but i have to say, when your struggling with addiction, your mind really isnt right. i do look back now and regret how i treated those guys. plus my friend who set me up with that guy was pretty pissed too.

a) I went on a date w/this guy I met on myspace (YEARS ago)...I want to say I was 23 or so at the time, and he was a lil younger (like 21 I think). I don't know how this was decided, but we decided to go for drinks for our first date/meeting. In making plans, he mentioned this bar he goes to. This guy seemed relatively normal via email and phone. I asked where and what time to meet, and he asked me if I could pick him up (he did not have a car, and his bike wasn't working). Fine, did that. It was dark out when I picked him up, but when we got to the bar, he looked VERY different from his pictures. He looked like the creepy version of his decent myspace pictures. He takes me to this dive of a bar, he sat EXTREMELY close to me, proceeds to tell me one of his friends was shot in front of the bar the week before, rubs his hand up and down my thigh, and starts talking about me being his girlfriend and our future (kids, etc). Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy. I have never met a guy that age (21) that was creepy like he was. It was like night & day from how he acted with me via phone & email. After one drink, I told him I felt like I was gonna puke because I hardly ate all day, so I drove him home. He desperately tried to get me to come in the house with him. I kept telling him I didn't feel good. He wanted to go out the next day, and I got the feeling that if I didn't agree, he wouldn't get out of my car. He practically jumped on me to kiss me, and said he was going to text me the next day to finalize plans. I went along with it, but texted him later to say there will not be a second date. I cannot remember what reason I gave him, but I don't think I straight out said he was creepy. I probably just said I wasn't ready for dating or something. He text and myspace messaged me almost every day for WEEKS afterwards, trying to get me to go out. After my responding that it wasn't going to happen (in a nut shell), I stopped responding. After a few days of his desperate messages, he turned mean and started insulting me. Can't remember exactly what he said, but I do remember his responses were insults.

b) This one wasn't so terrible, it just never went anywhere. I went on a date with a guy from Match after talking via email and phone for a few weeks (this was probably about 3 or so years ago as I met my fiance on Match and we have been together over 2.5 years). Our going out on a date was actually an ultimatum he gave me, because he was dying to meet me, and he felt like I was just putting it off...I think at that point I had just recently joined match, and was nervous about dating men from there. I hadn't dated a lot prior to that, and I was a shy person. He said if I didn't go on a date with him in the next week, he was going to stop talking to me. See, I didn't know if he was joking or not, because he joked about EVERYTHING....even about things that I am sure no one would find funny...I agreed to go out on a date with him a few days after that (TGI Friday's). We met there, and he had a full bouquet of roses (which I thought was sweet). Dinner was ok...HOWEVER, he started to talk about what we were going to name our kids (Anthony Jr. was the name for our son-I only remember this because his name (obviously) was Tony, I forgot what he said the girl's names would be). Pretty heavy conversation for a 1st date, don't ya think?!?!?! I don't know if he was joking or not, again, it was hard to tell. I went to get in my car, and he practically begged me to let him sit in the car w/me. He kissed me and told me he couldn't WAIT to tell all his friends that I liked him. And that he was excited about meeting my family, so he would have a family to spend time with during holidays etc (it is just him and his mom). He said he couldn't WAIT to spend time with my family for Christmas, as he was hoping I or my family would get him a Nintendo for a Christmas present. I looked at him like he was nuts. Again, not sure if that was all a joke, but who does that on a first date? We said our goodnights, and that was the last I saw of him. He of course, kept texting me, etc. for a few months after that, but I told him he was a lil intense for me. He was a harmless guy, I think, but it was just a little too much.

c) I went on a date with this guy that is friends with one of my college friends. He seemed really nice, and really cute. I forget where we met, I think at the mall to go to dinner, then we were going to the movies. I was very attracted to him. After the movie, we kissed in his car, and he tried convincing me to go home w/him. I told him that would not be a good idea, seeing that we just met & all. He text me several times that night, trying to convince me to come over and "watch a movie." I said no, as I didn't know him like that, and he ended up calling me and got into this whole discussion that he isn't sure what he wants, and he feels that a guy needs to have sex with a girl 8-10 times (AT THE LEAST) before deciding whether or not he wants to be in a relationship with her. My reaction, OH REALLY? Yeah, that was the end of that. I guess I didn't play into what he was supposedly used to. He still tried getting me to "hang out" after that, and I just kept turning him down.

I have more but I have written enough...lol

so many dating disasters. worst one was a blind date i had been set up on by a friend.


We met in a bar in town and he is GORGEOUS!!! And an amazing body too! (i thought i had struck gold) he was very funny and we were having a great conversation. About an hour or so later a blonde girl walks in wearing hardly any clothes!! After staring at her for a few minutes He jumps up from the table and says "I have to go to the toilet" he runs off and leaves me sitting there for about fifteen minutes.

When he returns he slaps his hand on the table and declares (in a rather loud voice, loud enough for the rest of the pub to hear) "God I needed that wank!!!"

Needless to say i left fairly quickly and i was mortified!

CREEP

it was my very first date ever, and Im not sure I went out with the guy
he wasnt that cute in the first place!
and we were going to the movies but than I was getting all chicken and didnt want to go
but my mom and aunt wouldnt turn the car around
so I was like crying in the car
and they went into the movie theatre and got him and brought him out
than i felt bad and just went to the movies with him
than when we were in the movies he was laughing really loud and grossly! and he smelt like really bad yogert!
blehhhh!!!!
worst date ever, but a benefit, I went to go watch his rugby game and than went out with one of his teammates hahaha
he didnt really care
did i mention i was like 15 when this went down?

Ok I know this thread is a little old but you people don't know bad dates. I know this because I know bad dates. I don't even know where to begin.
I have to say the last date before I met my now ex husband probably pushed me into marrying someone.
I met this guy on match I think. His photos were beautiful. He looked like the guy from Bones when he was young and played Angek on Buffy. We talked and emailed for a few weeks and he was so charming and sweet with a tiny mix of cocky and funny. Just seemed like a great guy. For our date we decided I would pick him up since he had a motorcycle and it was raining. I show up at his house and he has forgotten to mention the 40 lbs he has gained since those pics were taken. And yet he was wearing the same jeans. Ever seen a dude with a muffin top? But again I was into the personality so big deal. We go to this fun little dive bar at the beach. He seems a lot diffent in person so I figure he is just nervous. We have one beer and he declares that he is feeling drunk. Wtf? He admits to me he drank a 6 pack before our date. Holy AA nightmare. So at this point I'm just waiting out the time for him to sober up a bit. I finally decide that isn't going to happen and insist we leave. The only way I end up getting him out of the bar was with the promise of another bar. I should have left him but if he ended up face down under a dump truck I would feel like crap. So we get in the car and I start heading home. Along the way he starts accusing me of having a boyfriend or being married because I drive a new Audi and my husband must have bought it for me. I'm like ok *kitten* I just need to get you home. Of course not before having to pull over 3 times while he puked. When we get to his house he refuses to get out of my car. He starts balling his eyes out because I'm too good for him. Then he says I'm a typical stuck up California girl. Finally I was like..hey let's go in an watch a movie. He gets out and I lock the doors and peel out!. The next day he texts me to tell me he was sorry he has an 'off' night but he still had fun and would like to make it up to me. Fun? This was a good date for him? Can you imagine his bad dates?