What’s the stupidest thing you did today?

slangevar
slangevar Posts: 58 Member
edited 12:22PM in Chit-Chat
It’s in the title.. so what is it?

I spilled and very large expensive platter of food on an expensive deep pile rug .. TWICE! 🙈

I shouldn’t have tried to lift it in the first place but to go drop it again after picking it all up 😝

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  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    I bought a Pepsi with caffeine in it which makes me hyper vigilant. Yes.
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  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    slangevar wrote: »
    Alcohol has similar effect on me only I’m hyper intelligent 🤓 at least I think I am 🥴

    And you can totally dance 😅
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  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    slangevar wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    slangevar wrote: »
    Alcohol has similar effect on me only I’m hyper intelligent 🤓 at least I think I am 🥴

    And you can totally dance 😅

    You too then !!! 🤣

    I know I can... The gin tells me so! 😊
  • maureenkhilde
    maureenkhilde Posts: 849 Member
    I was making a vegetable dip, and proved that maybe I should pay attention to what I was doing. I opened the hidden ranch valley packet, then laid on counter. Then put the softened fat free cream cheese in bowl, and went to pick up hidden ranch packet to put into bowl. Um drat it, I picked it up upside down and out it came all over island, me and floor. I was chatting to a friend on the phone at same time. Haha on me!
  • teacherspet1
    teacherspet1 Posts: 142 Member
    Well not today......but last Thursday I went along to my dentist appointment & got there a bit earlier only to be told it wasn't till Friday! All week I had been a day in front of myself......there's no hope 😀
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    Well not today but the day before thanksgiving, I was making pies...it was really late or early in morning. Anyway, I had made the pumpkin and pecan and saved the Apple for last....I went to pour some cinnamon in the apples and sugar and forgot that the lid was not on and only just placed on because I need a round teaspoon for one of the other pies....and well....needless to say I was able to wash and rinse the entire huge canister of cinnamon off the apples and start over laughing at myself and glad no one saw it....thankfully the pie was good....life lesson learned. If life gives you too much...rinse and repeat!😁👍...at least with the Apple pie😏🤷
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  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
    L0rd_SWOLEdemort wrote: »
    Actually woke up and went to work

    I was about to type this 😂
  • The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones
    The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones Posts: 684 Member
    Came to work even if I've been sick all night. Bad idea.
  • dana_fuchs
    dana_fuchs Posts: 4 Member
    I woke up today and thought "Oh, you still need to turn off the alarm for 8 o'clock in your phone!" And then I got ready for work, headed to the office, but my phone on my desk, headed to a co-worker only to come back and get asked wether I woke up before my alarm today.

    Apparently it went of in the middle of the bull pen...
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Well it's a toss up over the fact that I drove all the way into the office without realizing that I had left my laptop at home, or that I started the coffee without the pot underneath
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Started the coffee pot without noticing the pot wasn't completely in place. Half of it ended up on the counter before I noticed.
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
    Walked out in the frigid cold to the car to get my headphones, opened my car door and did god knows what, walked back inside with no headphones.
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    Poured the littlest kid a cup of juice before getting out the cottage cheese and fruit he wanted for breakfast. Set it on the shelf of the fridge to get out the food...and promptly knocked it off the shelf and all over the floor.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    listened to old songs
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Asked for extra sirracha on my lunch
  • bootyrubsandtacos
    bootyrubsandtacos Posts: 775 Member
    I made another pan of brownies.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    slangevar wrote: »
    Alcohol has similar effect on me only I’m hyper intelligent 🤓 at least I think I am 🥴

    And you can totally dance 😅

    And you should definitely text your ex.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I got hot pepper in my eye, and then I had to pour milk in my eye to ease the pain

    Actually.... That's rather genius :smirk: lol
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I set up another dating site profile
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    Came to work
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