Story time! (add 4 words)
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Difficult night. Especially since0
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We were clinically insane!1
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He was, I wasn't0
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going to admit it.0
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Seriously folks, we cannot0
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just stand idly by0
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And hope for the best0
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It's time we started0
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to wiggle our butts0
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and attempt to start0
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Seducing our captors who0
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liked big jigging butts.0
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Our captors were mesmerized0
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They began to chant0
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And sway to our0
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bodaciously beautiful bouncing bottoms.0
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That gave us enough0
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Nightmares of overstretched spandex0
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Now let’s switch subjects0
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And swap recipes for0
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