What is the person above hiding in their closet?

A 64 gallon drum full of nose rings

A plastic bag full of the *freshest* farts

A partridge in a pear tree
2 French hens
3 turtle doves
4 calling birds
5 gold rings
6 geese a-laying
7 swans a-swimming
8 maids a-milking
9 ladies dancing
10 lords a-leaping
11 pipers piping
12 drummers drumming (in gimp suits)

Every brand of condom so when she invited someone new over she would open her closet and give them every option if they choose the wrong one they were sent away.

All the shells from every egg she has ever cracked!

Used dental floss that someday will make anal floss bathing suit!

Headless barbies

Barney the purple dinosaur

My clothes, have you been wearing them?

2Racks wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

My clothes, have you been wearing them?

Nope way to small for my frame lol

I don't know some items are stretched