We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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His hands always smelled of fish0
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She had trouble differentiating he's and she's0
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She was to picky0
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This is a Chelsea house. No room for Spurs.0
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He wanted me to wear cowboy boots with spurs in bed, and then complained every time I jabbed him.0
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Mistook my "giddy up" command.0
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He kept wanting me to role play as a horse0
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She thought I wanted HER to be the horse.0
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he always uses more than three words on the three word thread1
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She counts EVERYTHING.1
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we wore the same jewelry ......and she kept borrowing mine0
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She wouldn't give me a ring and I DON'T GIVE AWAY THE MILK FOR FREE!1
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She liked to raise her voice at the end of every sentence1
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I do not really remember the night we broke up the last thing i remember is her saying oh shiit he's home early!0
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She wasn't very understanding of my involuntary INFLECTION ISSUES
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WE WERE CONSTANTLY YELLING AT EACH OTHER!!2
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She didn't really like me1
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I told her I had a headache and I needed quiet, but she kept yelling at me0
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Always had a headache when it was sexy time.1
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Always forgot that sexy time cures my headaches0
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Kept complaining about headaches while I was busy working on my important scale models of battleships0
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She said I was the cause; never listened to my pleas that I was the cure.0
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There was a compatibility issue.0
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He refused to pay for my speeding tickets!0
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He was constantly in trouble with the law0
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She kept trying to declare her own laws0
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She was above the law.0
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He kept singing the same lyrics all night long.
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XiYUYcpsT4 0 -
He was always shooting someone with spit wads0
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Because the outfits she wanted me to wear were just disturbing!0
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