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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was trying to smuggle a watermelon out of the supermarket1
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You caught me looking ... again
He demanded to oil his bare skin in front of company1 -
She hated fruit salad0
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He kept singing the fruit salad song from the Wiggles0
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Fruit salad...Yummy yummy0
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His bedroom voice sounded like Rosie Perez0
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Her bedroom voice sounded like Tom Arnold.1
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he had a million pet names for me because he didn't remember my name. It's Ken Dave it's Ken!0
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He was always exaggerating that I had a million pet names for him. It was literally only 999,9991
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Her pet names were thinly veiled criticisms. </31
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Neither of us realized we were dating. Awkward!0
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He had an obsession with wearing my heels1
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Her exercise routine was throwing her heels at my head she called it cardio!0
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She always took them off0
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We moved to a conservative state where us dating was not accepted!2
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He was always hung up on being accepted. I was more of a free spirit and didn't need anyone's acceptance0
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I was all "Hey, I'll accept you no matter what" and she was all "I don't need your acceptance!" and then police and sirens and I think some broken glass and DEFINITELY some shouting and it's really all a blur0
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He said he couldn't move to Australia
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He always thinks his video games are part of real life0
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She just stopped coming to visit me once my sentence was changed to 30 to life!0
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Getting a life sentence while *in prison* just to avoid seeing me after parole was kinda a big sign, tbh0
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He wanted to go see Reck-it-Ralph without the kids!0
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He kept stealing the neighbor's yard ornaments0
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He speaks in code, I never knew what he was talking about0
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miketake2pt0 wrote: »She’s KU, I’m MU...house divided, end of story
Yes, that would be the end of us 😂0 -
justinewillcutyou wrote: »He speaks in code, I never knew what he was talking about
She just didn't get college hoops0 -
All she wanted to do was watch sweaty guys in shorts play with balls0
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He was always lounging.0
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I caught him "practicing" with three of his groupies.0
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