We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She liked to tie me up all the time.0
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He ate all the sausage0
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She wouldn't eat the sausage0
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He knew sausages made me gag. Yet he kept insisting try to eat one0
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She wouldn't even try a little bit0
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But the gagging. He just didn't care I was delicate0
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She was way too delicate0
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Because she liked red vines and I'm a black licorice man.0
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Once he took his scarf off I saw the Adam's apple!0
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he was too engrossed in wearing a dress0
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She got mad that I looked better in that one Sun Dress!0
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He kept stealing my clothes0
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had false teeth and wore a hair net0
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She was digging for gold, yet throwing away a fortune in feelings.0
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he always had weird sayings.......like he was reading them out of an old book0
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He thought he was so smart.....but keep wearing his shorts backwards and didn't even know it.0
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drank his own piss ....cause he thought it made him look tough....like his photo0
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sniffed his own farts0
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don't know what was worse his breath or his farts.0
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Her cats stopped using the litter box because of the smell. Turned out to be her funk.0
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Because he looks too much like Robert Dinero0
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cause she was delusional0
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She thought crazy was a bad thing0
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She never took her sunglasses off0
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