We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She always wanted to share an entree.0
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she hated that I ate 3 entrees0
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He was thrown out of the Chinese buffet for taking "all you can eat" too literal0
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He decided to juggle chicken balls0
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She tried to make me eat chicken balls0
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She had issues with balls1
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He combed-over his back hair to his chest0
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She wouldn't play with my hair0
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The hair she wanted me to play with was on her legs0
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he didn't like hairy legs0
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His winter coat was made of used taco bell sauce packets0
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She has a dog0
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The sheriff arrived with the restraining order0
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He just disappeared0
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She dedicated her life to finding him0
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For not liking leg day at the gym 💪🏼0
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She got mad at me for not exercising my legs0
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She wouldn’t share her secret cookie recipe with me0
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She wouldn't share the cookies she had made0
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because his cookies brought all the boys to the yard0
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He kept cutting my food up for me at dinner0
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She kept eating mine0
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He likes mushy bananas0
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She drank all my whiskey1
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His yoga poses were better than mine0
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She always went for the younger greener bananas0
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he refused to turn around and look at me when we talked0
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was a sore loser0
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