We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

epr31295

When she got mad at me she put peanut butter on my privates while I was sleeping and then let the dog in the bedroom!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He had a weird peanut butter fetish.

back_in_black

She refused to call me Skippy, like I asked her to.

4bugsmama

He was always licking my lips for me

danavelling

She wouldn’t use chapstick

4bugsmama

Her obsession with chapstick and not allowing me to use blistex

Bill9160

Her nose was always in a book....not reading...she just liked the way they smell

DWBalboa

His idea of pitching and catching was actually pitching and catching. 🤣🤣🤣

Egger29

His wife said I was a bad influence.

Bill9160

He always seemed to lose his head

4bugsmama

He always bragged that his boobs were bigger than mine

Egger29

She kept comparing boob sizes with various men

lipstickjungle63

Was obsessed with my boobs

4bugsmama

Her break dancing was too competitive

Bill9160

she would constantly whistle the love boat theme song

4bugsmama

His daily v-neck shirts were cut down to his navel

back_in_black

Her v-neck sweaters weren't very low-cut.

ailsalw

He wanted us to live in his car

Bill9160

she insisted I speak in Russian accent

4bugsmama

His Russian accent sounded like Daffy Duck

back_in_black

She hated succotash

Bill9160

He wouldn't eat succotash unless it separated into neat little piles

katerwedo

isn't it obvious???

epr31295

She said she loved me but not as much as her B.O.B.

katerwedo

He liked his blow up doll much better than me

DWBalboa

Because 5 of her 7 personalities were just to crazy for me. The other two were just the right amount of crazy but they just didn't come around enough.

epr31295

I didn't know we were even together so yes I was really surprised when he broke up with me over SnapChat!

katerwedo

they were dating each other

DWBalboa

Got tired of her parole officer always calling me for her whereabouts.

epr31295

He always had a headache and the only way to help his headache was TBagging!