We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            I can’t think of a single reason!0
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            Once we had children she insisted on being called Mother Theresa!2
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            Because he wanted me to call him Mr. Ed and feed him carrots.2
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            .... he called me Mother Theresa.... 😑0
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            She just wasn't that into me0
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            Apparently I was sending him mixed signals0
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            She .. omg, I can't talk about it
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            She wouldn't talk to me!!0
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            She always talked with her hands mostly 2 fingers one on each hand!0
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            He had a hand fetish0
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            She always got handy with my friends!0
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            We decided that having the same parents might be a bad thing!
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            I found out she was dating her brother on the side0
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            He didn't see my value0
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            I couldn't see her value without my glasses0
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            Opps Haha i didnt realize we were doing the person abovr us hahaha (you can take that however)1
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            She finally put her glasses on0
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            He never made direct eye contact0
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            Because she looked so bossy when she put her hands on her hips
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            She was a bears fan.0
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            He didnt know I dont like sports0
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            I prefer men1
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            She kept getting her lipstick all over me!0
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@theresa120 She told me to put on lipstick because I would look so prettytheresa120 wrote: »She kept getting her lipstick all over me!1 - 
            She insisted on eating chocolaye covered freeze dried insects in bed0
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            He promised a romantic meal, then went out back with a live chicken and a butcher knife.0
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            I slaved over this home cooked meal and she made a fuss about the blood and guts on my clothes0
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            He smelt like chicken guts
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            she didnt like chicken guts ( mmm chicken liver) haha0
 
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