Cheating on my husband!

quichebradford
quichebradford Posts: 327 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
I love my husband, I really do, but I think I may be in love with someone else! I went to my mom's house the other day, and my sister introduced me to him. I spent about an hour and a half with him and it was great! So great that I couldn't stop thinking about him. When I woke up this morning, he was on my mind....so I went to see him again. This time I spent 2 hours with him! I think I'm in love! His name is Tread Mill and he's wonderful! He lives in the apartment complex where my mom lives, right next to the leasing office. He's fancy, has a mini tv screen on the display so I can watch the news if I want to. I had the best time with him today, he makes me feel so alive. I literally had to tear myself away from him, he's just so easy to be around....not to mention helps me burn tons of calories. (sigh) Oh Tread, you've stolen my heart.....I can't wait until our next meeting! :blushing:
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  • ayshamc
    ayshamc Posts: 226 Member
    Hahaha, love it :laugh:
  • springtrio
    springtrio Posts: 429 Member
    My treadmill and kettlebell get way more love than my husband, too. :P
  • Helice
    Helice Posts: 1,075 Member
    Wow i only just got that.
    haha, woof big sigh of relief..
    dont do that to me!
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    I think your husband woud approve ;)
  • brandimacleod
    brandimacleod Posts: 368 Member
    LMAO! You go ahead and love that Tread Mill all you want. But beware of Eli Ptical. He is cruel and will hurt you.
  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
    perhaps you could introduce your husband, and enjoy a healthy threesome!! :wink:
  • Becky1971
    Becky1971 Posts: 979 Member
    I'm real slow too, I was reading through and Couldn't believe she was sharing his name, lol Whew!! Definitely a relief!
    Wow i only just got that.
    haha, woof big sigh of relief..
    dont do that to me!
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
    Giggle, giggle...Snort. (that's my laugh)

    Oh, but what a sweet "love" affair to have!!!!! :bigsmile:
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    good one.
  • quichebradford
    quichebradford Posts: 327 Member
    Wow i only just got that.
    haha, woof big sigh of relief..
    dont do that to me!

    :laugh:
  • quichebradford
    quichebradford Posts: 327 Member
    perhaps you could introduce your husband, and enjoy a healthy threesome!! :wink:

    :laugh: Love it!
  • quichebradford
    quichebradford Posts: 327 Member
    LMAO! You go ahead and love that Tread Mill all you want. But beware of Eli Ptical. He is cruel and will hurt you.

    He was there too...I shot him a dirty look! He's SO not my type! :laugh:
  • Monica_has_a_goal
    Monica_has_a_goal Posts: 694 Member
    OMG does he have a brother? :love:
  • Scorpiomom222
    Scorpiomom222 Posts: 1,462 Member
    I only read the first two sentences at first and REALLY almost lit into you about poor morals. LOL I was more in love with the treadmill than my husband at one point. Good for you! haha
  • Becky1971
    Becky1971 Posts: 979 Member
    HAHAHA!
    LMAO! You go ahead and love that Tread Mill all you want. But beware of Eli Ptical. He is cruel and will hurt you.
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    LMAO just watch out for Skip Rope...he is a bad one!!!
  • quichebradford
    quichebradford Posts: 327 Member
    I only read the first two sentences at first and REALLY almost lit into you about poor morals. LOL I was more in love with the treadmill than my husband at one point. Good for you! haha

    LOL! Oh my goodness, I'm glad you kept reading!
  • houzkat
    houzkat Posts: 78
    Eli Pictal is my current lover. He's low impact but he gives me the best leg and butt burn ;-)
  • metallicalover777
    metallicalover777 Posts: 27 Member
    i m sure your hubby would not mind a sexy and healthy threesome.....:smile:
  • sweettoothfairy
    sweettoothfairy Posts: 212 Member
    you helped me burn some extra calories by laughing out loud.... LOL :laugh: :laugh:
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    Lmao. You go with your bad self and cheat all you want.
  • Queen_Christine
    Queen_Christine Posts: 342 Member
    I think you should run after this relationship as fast as you can! I'm in love with my roller skates! Good for you.

    Friend me and join the MFP Junkie club! :laugh:
  • Queen_Christine
    Queen_Christine Posts: 342 Member
    Does he make you hot and sweaty? :laugh:
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    Had me going, I was thinking really after 1 hour she thought she was in love?! What can I say I am blonde.
  • tinalb28
    tinalb28 Posts: 22
    i love it!! i spent the last 2 weeks at my mamas taking care of my dad since he got out of the hostpital and walked on their treadmill every day multipile times and never got tierd of it!! Ima have to get me one.:love:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    LMAO! You go ahead and love that Tread Mill all you want. But beware of Eli Ptical. He is cruel and will hurt you.

    I don't call it Eli Ptical (The stair climbing one!).... I call him.... Sent from Satan..
  • cibolodave
    cibolodave Posts: 45
    hate to be the one to tell you this, but i think Mr Treadmil is cheating on you. i saw a few other ladies with him. One of them was a quick nooner 8-)
  • skinnymeinaz
    skinnymeinaz Posts: 384 Member
    LMAO you are killing me today!!!!
  • skinnymeinaz
    skinnymeinaz Posts: 384 Member
    hate to be the one to tell you this, but i think Mr Treadmil is cheating on you. i saw a few other ladies with him. One of them was a quick nooner 8-)


    I hope it wasn't my Tread :-/ lol
  • IMYarnCraz33
    IMYarnCraz33 Posts: 1,016 Member
    lmao :laugh:
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