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I miss my friend's. Having my feed down is making me do work2
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good morning beautiful1
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Ythannah completed her diary and was over her protein goal by 16 grams!
(I wish it would broadcast stuff that matters to me, I don't really care about calories.)0 -
Check your DMs😏1
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michael1976_ca wrote: »I miss my friend's. Having my feed down is making me do work
Get to work... Miguel.0 -
I have logged in for like one day and have NO UPDATES. Also posted lots of handrawn “progress” pics for those into rubenesque. Ate Chinese food. Drank wine. Cried. Laughed. Lived.1
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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »[Something flirty enough to keep you interested but innocent enough for plausible deniability to the rest of my harem]
Wait this is supposed to be flirty? Damn it. Ive be been doing it all wrong. I thought all my cleavage thoughts were just showing my funny socks.1 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »[Something flirty enough to keep you interested but innocent enough for plausible deniability to the rest of my harem]
Wait this is supposed to be flirty? Damn it. Ive be been doing it all wrong. I thought all my cleavage thoughts were just showing my funny socks.
Everybody knows I'm the guy with the cool socks
Are you flirting with me?0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »[Something flirty enough to keep you interested but innocent enough for plausible deniability to the rest of my harem]
Wait this is supposed to be flirty? Damn it. Ive be been doing it all wrong. I thought all my cleavage thoughts were just showing my funny socks.
Everybody knows I'm the guy with the cool socks
Are you flirting with me?
Carefully so that if anyone in my fan club PM's me with a problem I can plausibly deny
Hmm. Is fan club include in premium?0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »[Something flirty enough to keep you interested but innocent enough for plausible deniability to the rest of my harem]
Wait this is supposed to be flirty? Damn it. Ive be been doing it all wrong. I thought all my cleavage thoughts were just showing my funny socks.
Everybody knows I'm the guy with the cool socks
Are you flirting with me?
Carefully so that if anyone in my fan club PM's me with a problem I can plausibly deny
Hmm. Is fan club include in premium?
No but my boudoir poetry is
What’s that? Is it like :
Nekkid was the lady
Boosoms like stuffed sausages
Here is my sausage
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"about me: not into drama"
"posted 12 minutes ago: 'hey everybody just letting you know I'm probably going to delete this account soon.'"
"posted 2 minutes ago: 'well after some helpful messages I've decided not to delete the account but just delete some of the toxic people instead '"10 -
Things I don't miss seeing on Newsfeed
Girl : Ugh... I keep getting perverted messages. Some men on here have no respect for women.
5 minutes before... posts half naked picture of herself.14 -
This is a cool thread, I haven't laughed so hard in days0
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