The Official Unofficial MFP Newsfeed Thread - Share Your Updates!
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CookingWithCumin wrote: Β»JustReadTheInstructions wrote: Β»[Something flirty enough to keep you interested but innocent enough for plausible deniability to the rest of my harem]
Wait this is supposed to be flirty? Damn it. Ive be been doing it all wrong. I thought all my cleavage thoughts were just showing my funny socks.
Everybody knows I'm the guy with the cool socks
Are you flirting with me?0 -
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CookingWithCumin wrote: Β»CookingWithCumin wrote: Β»JustReadTheInstructions wrote: Β»[Something flirty enough to keep you interested but innocent enough for plausible deniability to the rest of my harem]
Wait this is supposed to be flirty? Damn it. Ive be been doing it all wrong. I thought all my cleavage thoughts were just showing my funny socks.
Everybody knows I'm the guy with the cool socks
Are you flirting with me?
Carefully so that if anyone in my fan club PM's me with a problem I can plausibly deny
Hmm. Is fan club include in premium?0 -
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CookingWithCumin wrote: Β»CookingWithCumin wrote: Β»CookingWithCumin wrote: Β»JustReadTheInstructions wrote: Β»[Something flirty enough to keep you interested but innocent enough for plausible deniability to the rest of my harem]
Wait this is supposed to be flirty? Damn it. Ive be been doing it all wrong. I thought all my cleavage thoughts were just showing my funny socks.
Everybody knows I'm the guy with the cool socks
Are you flirting with me?
Carefully so that if anyone in my fan club PM's me with a problem I can plausibly deny
Hmm. Is fan club include in premium?
No but my boudoir poetry is
Whatβs that? Is it like :
Nekkid was the lady
Boosoms like stuffed sausages
Here is my sausage
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"about me: not into drama"
"posted 12 minutes ago: 'hey everybody just letting you know I'm probably going to delete this account soon.'"
"posted 2 minutes ago: 'well after some helpful messages I've decided not to delete the account but just delete some of the toxic people instead
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Things I don't miss seeing on Newsfeed
Girl : Ugh... I keep getting perverted messages. Some men on here have no respect for women.
5 minutes before... posts half naked picture of herself.14 -
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This is a cool thread, I haven't laughed so hard in days0
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"posted 10 minutes ago:
hey does anybody know who so and so is? i got an fr from them but don't wanna add them if they're a bad person or something. dont worry if you say something though- I'll delete this status if i end up adding them"4 -
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CookingWithCumin wrote: Β»Be Tuesday
"lol hey it's Tuesday send me your PM's for TMI Tuesday but plz no pervert questions thx"
First reply
"What colour thong are you wearing? Haha silly I'm wearing a lime green one thank u, next"
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My friends know this tagline well..
"Throwing back the covers..jump in..hot and steamy coffee/tea and cuddles are served πββπ΅π΅"
π I miss you guys5 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: Β»My friends know this tagline well..
"Throwing back the covers..jump in..hot and steamy coffee/tea and cuddles are served πββπ΅π΅"
π I miss you guys
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slimgirljo15 wrote: Β»My friends know this tagline well..
"Throwing back the covers..jump in..hot and steamy coffee/tea and cuddles are served πββπ΅π΅"
π I miss you guys
You need a motivational meme with some half logic/illogical statement to go with your saying0 -
Keto_Vampire wrote: Β»slimgirljo15 wrote: Β»My friends know this tagline well..
"Throwing back the covers..jump in..hot and steamy coffee/tea and cuddles are served πββπ΅π΅"
π I miss you guys
You need a motivational meme with some half logic/illogical statement to go with your saying
Oops my bad..
I'm reposting yesterday's as nobody saw it.. 
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Daily rant, happy [insert day of the week], what's your plan for the day?
Workout printscreen with included commentary.
I'm still alive, sorry for being such a crap friend post.
The long bullet list of updates, sprinkled with TMI.
Random picture upload.
Also a while ago there used to be the 3,000 character long insightful blog-like post but there is no more time and no more insight at the moment.
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Oh and then there's also the βwanted to post to a friend's page but it got posted on mine instead so now I look like I'm having multiple personalities and they got a thing going onβ.3
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Its actually quite cool knowing your posts arnt been shared .. I'm having awesome fun posting all sorts of shazzle.. 1
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SabAteNine wrote: Β»Oh and then there's also the βwanted to post to a friend's page but it got posted on mine instead so now I look like I'm having multiple personalities and they got a thing going onβ.
That's fun 0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: Β»My friends know this tagline well..
"Throwing back the covers..jump in..hot and steamy coffee/tea and cuddles are served πββπ΅π΅"
π I miss you guys
Miss you too!
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True, I would if u care pasting them here.Will_Workout_for_food wrote: Β»I guess i have great friends. All my good friends stop by and visits my page and i do the same for them. The lack of updates actually shows who cares to come by to check up on you, and i am grateful for those that took the time to visit mine1 -
Hey...i ate some stuff, i am moving around, i am probably going to eat/drink more stuff, i probably could use a nap or a glass of wine...*insert picture of something or me every ten or so posts*
That's about that.1 -
*DM's you*
"hey listen i just wanted to say, that i saw you friended that one guy who i don't like. i don't think you should talk to him anymore. i only say this because i don't wanna see my friends get hurt. and i care about you"7 -
Hahaha reminds me of someonemustacheU2Lift wrote: Β»Stopping by to give some wall love0 -
Girl posts picture : I look like shiz today, but I don't care.
(Has 10 filters on her picture, also same girl who complains that the burger in advertising looks better than in reality π )3
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