would u french kiss the person above

Could I get some French dressing for this salad or....

...oh, oops. I thought I was sitting alone, at a restaurant, trying to catch the server's eye so I could turn this wilted-lettuce salad into something palatable.

I'll go ahead and see myself out.

Ditto

Yes but no biting

Maybe more than once

No kiss just a spanking from behind

I don’t know you that well but...