I'm that guy who just wants to be your friend ladies

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newmeadow
newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
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Is it really that hard to understand? Needlepoint, celebrity gossip, Kathy Griffin standup, eyebrow waxing, Danielle Steele novels, and Ariana Grande concerts are all things I enjoy and I don't appreciate the pressure.

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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  • breefoshee
    breefoshee Posts: 398 Member
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    But WHYYYYYYYY?! :#
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    Lies
  • golfchess
    golfchess Posts: 63 Member
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    @nooshi713 I think he is the first guy to try to tell lies to get in good with a woman.
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    Is it really that hard to understand? Needlepoint, celebrity gossip, Kathy Griffin standup, eyebrow waxing, Danielle Steele novels, and Ariana Grande concerts are all things I enjoy and I don't appreciate the pressure.

    Totally always thought you were a female....
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    You seem so nice that I feel like the women simply owe you sex.
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
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    I totally read that as "ladles" and it made me giggle
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    I don't like any of that...soooooooo...we would get along terribly.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    And JFTR? I am not nice, lie like a rug, and want to see all the wemminz boobers.

    I read that as "wermz n bobbers"
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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    They never want to be more than friends.
  • golfchess
    golfchess Posts: 63 Member
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    of course @crampus1 . I saw the movie "when harry met sally."
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    edited December 2018
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    golfchess wrote: »
    of course @crampus1 . I saw the movie "when harry met sally."

    I’m really good at that one scene.
  • golfchess
    golfchess Posts: 63 Member
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    @crampus1 I thought Billy Crystal's mom had a great line of "I'll have what she is having."

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