We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Her sexual appetite was just to much I had to stop and go to work to pay the damn bills!0
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He couldn't keep up with the bills. I was holding up my end of the deal!!0
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She just wasn't ready for the big show!
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He ghosted me
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I walked into her basement by mistake and let me tell you it's a scary but yet exciting place!1
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I didn't mind the shirt...but the women's panties that said "it ain't gonna spank itself" were a bit much1
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He couldn't keep up with me, always thought I was a bit much0
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All she wanted to do was go shopping0
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He kept trying to bench press me!0
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She wasn't spontaneous enough.0
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He enjoyed being spontaneous by singing the hokey pokey in every grocery store0
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She wouldn't hang out with me in the frozen foods section0
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The manager kept warning him to not hang out so much in the frozen foods section0
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She was always nipplie0
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He felt intimidated by my perky-ness0
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I was the 4 bugs she owned *shudder*0
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She started to undulate wildly anytime she heard bagpipes0
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The funky cold medina0
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