We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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His feet smelt funky.0
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She wanted me to suck on her toes. I got sock fuzz in my mouth so I had to end it. Yuck!0
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I found out he was sucking the neighbours toes, and the neighbours wife got really pissed
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She always wanted to play footsies with my privates. It was weird.0
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His fellow military privates didn't mind, he was so insecure.0
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She mistook insecurity with jealousy0
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His head wear was always nicer than mine0
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She spent more time with my hat than she did with me.0
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My hat playing was code word for inviting him over, he just didn't get it.0
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She forgot that when she invited me over, she lived 1,000 miles away...0
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He just couldn't go the distance0
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She had a funny way of measuring0
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he just didn't measure up to my standards0
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He beasured in feet and inches, I used centimetres and metres..... Way too confusing0
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Illiterate0
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she didn't like chicken & waffles0
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He insisted on feeding me chicken and waffles every day0
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She was Taco Bell...I was Popeye's0
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He liked canned spinach0
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Because he was very abusive.0
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