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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    Has never exercised a day in his life
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Her middle name is Beulah
  • IndigoWest
    IndigoWest Posts: 118 Member
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    He is psychedelic artist Bill of hard rock’s finest band “Fixie Moon and Mudpuddles”.
    After near asphyxiation involving a hotdog, Bill joined MFP to reform his indulgent ways.

    You can still catch his solo act in the backwashes of Vegas where he performs such classics as; ‘Electric Lardy-land’, ‘The wind cries mustard’, ‘Hey Joe (are you gonna eat that thing?)’ and ‘Are you experienced (enough to give me weight loss advice?!)’.
  • kladgeMFP
    kladgeMFP Posts: 180 Member
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    She has absolutely no detail in imagination.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    His tattoo is actually made of electrical tape
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    he's descended from a long line of train conductors. he is the first of his family to not drive a train he's a rocket scientist and a great disappointment to his parents
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She once tried skating but she fell and cut her best friends leg wide open with her skate she has never been on the ice since!
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
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    He's been on a show called American idol just to meet Simon .
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Is a huge Dolly Parton fan and can often be found singing "9 to 5" in karaoke bars
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Works as a Dolly impersonator at the Copacabana club in Vegas
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    Taz6o5 wrote: »
    He's been on a show called American idol just to meet Simon .

    I think that is something Ed would actually do

  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Works as a Dolly impersonator at the Copacabana club in Vegas

    Nun 😏
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
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    His dream job is to work as a chippendales dancer.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    edited January 2019
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    His dream job is to work as a Chip and Dale dancer
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  • admaarie
    admaarie Posts: 4,297 Member
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    He’s been married 8 times.
  • Taz6o5
    Taz6o5 Posts: 3,441 Member
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    She’s a movie stunt double.
  • an0393na
    an0393na Posts: 840 Member
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    He's the president of USA
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    She is the second cousin, twice removed, of Beyonce
  • Tommy7570
    Tommy7570 Posts: 465 Member
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    She is a Kardashian
  • BrandNewMan1970
    BrandNewMan1970 Posts: 373 Member
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    Loves him some nickelback

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