Have you ever secretly crushed the person above?

not crushed but crumped up that picture when i saw it in a book

Indeed.

The comically small umbrella couldn’t save her

no

Not yet but I feel like I could

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i swear the parking break was on in the steamroller...oops

It wasn't a secret, I thought everyone could see me driving the out of control Zamboni that ran him over

there was that time the review camera wasn't working on my car and i backed up and she happened to be behind my car. i can't be expected to turn my head and look geez. but don't tell anyone

No

She's very pretty but I don't know her well enough 😂😂😂

Seriously people stop walking behind my car when the back up lights are on. It's getting hard to keep this many bodies a secret

New to me