I Want You Because...

lonelystaarr · January 2019

Because you can teach me how to walk in shoes like that, lol

AliNouveau · January 2019

Because she likes to learn

Tankiscool · January 2019

Because she's a bit of a smartass and I like it xD

Bill9160 · January 2019

If I get one more person to sign up for the time share I get a free trip to Hawaii

AliNouveau · January 2019

You own a time share in Hawaii

Watching_The_Wheels · January 2019

For income tax purposes...

Bill9160 · January 2019

Because my last butler passed away.

AliNouveau · January 2019

You can say the butler did it and mean it

Watching_The_Wheels · January 2019

You like to get physical - Olivia Newton-John style...

AliNouveau · January 2019

I wanna dance with somebody

liftorgohome · January 2019

I need someone to cook and clean for me.

Bill9160 · January 2019

I enjoy helping the less fortunate

terrordawg · January 2019

I might need your liver someday

Reckoner67 · January 2019

I have too many livers and would love to offload one or two

AliNouveau · January 2019

We're the same blood type.

Londoncalling72 · January 2019

I may need to borrow another towel

AliNouveau · January 2019

I need some jars opened
(I seriously do, I wanted jam today and finally got the third jar open)

Bill9160 · January 2019

She has unopened jars of jam....I like jam😁

liftorgohome · January 2019

I need my toilets cleaned

Bill9160 · January 2019

I need customers for my maid cleaning service

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