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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    ^^ :D:D:D
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    What time did the man go to the dentist?

    Tooth hurt-y.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

    Because they taste funny.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Because he didn't have the guts
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
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    Have you heard about Murphy’s Law?
    Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

    How about Cole’s Law?
    No.
    It’s julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
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  • Kevin_Hassenpflug
    Kevin_Hassenpflug Posts: 70 Member
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    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds 
a bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.”

    “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

    They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the 
circumcision.”
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Wife: I think the vacuum is broken, it won't suck anymore.

    Husband: Maybe it got married when we were out.
  • _Richard_Cranium
    _Richard_Cranium Posts: 31 Member
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    So i know this guy who's in a wheelchair. Sometimes he drinks till he can't stand up.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    One Thanksgiving I went out to buy a turkey...

    Dissatisfied with the sizes, I ask the clerk "Do these things get any bigger?"

    To which he replied "Nnno Sir, they're dead..."

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