A healthy breakfast to get you going

Nothing gets your metabolism going like a healthy breakfast you have to pick up off the floor!

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  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    DANGIT!!! Are those blueberries?!? :'(
  • RunnerGrl1982
    RunnerGrl1982 Posts: 412 Member
    edited January 2019
    Bummer! I feel you. I lose food on the floor constantly, but it's because I'm such a klutzy person. XD

    kshama2001 wrote: »
    Whew, glad this isn't a mushroom-chocolate-greens-keto-coffee thread!

    LOL. I was hesitant to click because I've read through so many coffee threads, I wasn't quite sure what I was going to discover. (well, not really as @concordancia is a seasoned veteran of the forums - so I wasn't too concerned) :wink:

  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    This is when you wake the cat out of a deep sleep and set it loose in the kitchen, (More efficient than a Roomba.) and are glad you weren’t having an omelette.

    Cheers, h.
  • SuzySunshine99
    SuzySunshine99 Posts: 2,989 Member
    One time I dropped a jar of mayonnaise on my kitchen floor and it exploded everywhere. I definitely burned more calories cleaning it off the floor, walls, and appliances than I would have consumed with the chicken salad I was trying to make.
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    One time I dropped a jar of mayonnaise on my kitchen floor and it exploded everywhere. I definitely burned more calories cleaning it off the floor, walls, and appliances than I would have consumed with the chicken salad I was trying to make.

    My son once exploded bottle of root beer in the kitchen. I think there will still be sticky spots when we eventually gut it for renovation :tired_face:
  • lalalacroix
    lalalacroix Posts: 834 Member
    I was once making a flan which included heating sugar into a caramel sauce. Being young, and very dumb, I thought I could heat a glass pyrex dish on the burner. It didn't take long for the pyrex dish to explode. I had hot, sticky caramel sauce all over the kitchen, floor and ceiling. Dang that was a mess. Not sure how I managed to not get hurt.
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    I love how this thread has become “What’s the worst thing you ever dropped on the floor” :D

    Me too! So far I think ghost pepper is worst, but being a second-hand story, my vote is for Pyrex caramel sauce.
  • YvetteK2015
    YvetteK2015 Posts: 654 Member
    The worst thing I ever dropped on the floor was the Christmas turkey.

    Perfectly stuffed and cooked.

    With 20 people in the dining room waiting for it. :D

    Just use an extension of the .. 5 second rule.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    pinuplove wrote: »
    The worst thing I ever dropped on the floor was the Christmas turkey.

    Perfectly stuffed and cooked.

    With 20 people in the dining room waiting for it. :D

    :cry: "However long it takes to pick up and dust off a hot turkey" rule?

    Yuppers.
  • cmhubbard92
    cmhubbard92 Posts: 5,064 Member
    I may not have dropped any serious food on the ground that I can remember... But I did have an incident after boiling corned beef one time...

    Went to dump the water out(it was heavy and I wanted to get rid of it ASAP), it proceeded to splatter out at me and burn my stomach(like a bullseye)... Ouch!!! Needless to say, I turned around and told my brother to finish cooking, I was done!
  • emmylootwo
    emmylootwo Posts: 172 Member
    I dropped a hard boiled egg the other day and just started crying.

    A few months ago I dropped all my fries from McDonald's on the floor and immediately burst into tears. :(
  • Crafty_camper123
    Crafty_camper123 Posts: 1,440 Member
    I had a lemon merengue pie explode on my mom and I once. (She accidentally set it on a hot burner). 10/10 do not reccommend. I also had one randomly explode coming out of the oven. Apparently older pyrex can get stress fractures causing them to explode with little temperature differences. Like from a hot oven to a room temperature stove.
  • eatyogarun
    eatyogarun Posts: 59 Member
    I decided to brine the turkey one year. Thanksgiving morning I went to get it and dropped it, brine went EVERYWHERE. I just buy a turkey from Popeye's every year now.