We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was her prince so I was just discarded into the trash.0
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He thought he was a prince. Wore a crown everywhere. It was awkward.0
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She wouldn't be my queen refused to wear the paper crown I made her.0
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He stole crowns from Burger King and claimed they were handmade.0
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She didn't want my big mac. Thought it meant something else besides a burger.0
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He kept trying to play innocent, but I knew he was up to something.0
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I could never trust her because she was always plotting something0
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he never showed me his face0
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She always seemed shady0
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She couldn’t pick a place to eat... ever0
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He hated my cooking0
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She couldn’t cook0
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He never let me out of the bedroom..
Wait... what???
Come back bayyybeee0 -
My back was tore to pieces0
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She ignored the safe word0
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His safe word had 17 syllables and I could never remember it.0
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Her memory was shot, she would often forget who I was0
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She often called me her ex's name0
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He kept changing his name and claiming I didn't remember it.0
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