What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Oh because you like my voice that much huh? 😏😜

    Haha more than $5.36! Like $5.45 moving up in the world

    All of my socks. Why??? Give them back!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    5 boxes full of pictures of himself.... why so many?
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Because sometimes a trunk is just not big enough!

    Shrines to boyfriends past in her closet.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    A shrine to all my past boyfriends in his closet... creepy.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    I have a shrine of myself in their is that the implication????? Not that creepy 😜

    All of her victims teeth, shes a dentist with a teeth pulling problem. She pulls peoples teeth out when she puts them to sleep. Even for a simply cavity!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I wish I was a dentist. They fascinate me.

    Vials of blood. Just shut the door and back out slowly... Who am I kidding? Run!
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    I love going to the dentist, so I'm with you on that!

    Hey relax man! Its just pork blood! I congeal it and sell it on the interwebz!

    Hers is full of skulls....could be human. Idk but it's creepy!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    They have names, you know!

    Hundreds of boxes of Hamburger Helper. He thinks he's preparing for the apocalypse.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    I saw one had a name tag, Scottie. He seemed...happy? Or there was a smile drawn on his face!

    Ugh you don't know me at all! Obviously I just need alot of help with hamburger!!!

    53 cases of expired condensed milk. I didn't ask. I just walked out.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    His best friend. He has a serious hamburger problem.

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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Not gonna lie. I chuckled 😜

    Shes hiding blow up dolls. All of them were blower up already. Kinda funny watching her try and hide them all in her closet. There's an arm sticking out, tried to sell it as an extra coat hanger to me.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I think that's for you @Tankiscool ^^^
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I'm guessing he has a lot of Savage Fit stuff.. or SAVAGE FIT
  • redneck8814
    redneck8814 Posts: 284 Member
    A jar of teeth they have taken from the murder victims..
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Spam poster. He blew up a bunch of threads. Lol

    I'm guessing you have lots of mens boxers in your closet @PaperDoll_ 😜
  • redneck8814
    redneck8814 Posts: 284 Member
    I'm gonna say u have a bunch of wranglers in yours.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    15 Jars of spaghetti sauce.. Ragu because the Prego just doesn't do it for him.
  • Nanalove2018
    Nanalove2018 Posts: 283 Member
    An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She has a collection of medical journals in her closet. Maybe she's a nurse or doctor!
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    His collection of tasteful nude sketches of peewee herman
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    37 pairs of designer wooden clogs
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    My heart after she broke it
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    A collection of his ex-girlfriends' hearts
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    A collection of broken healed shoes
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Brand new, unopened dictionaries.
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    Her Alf costume.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her dentures
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Hi actual teeth. He pulled them all out with pliers and mounted them in frames.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    2 nurses outfits and 5 pairs of pink fuzzy handcuffs that were gifts from online friends hoping to become friends!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Fuzzy handcuffs that he mails to women he meets online.

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