Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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Oh I get it ... hearing you’re related would kill the passion. I’m with you now lol. Sorry , it’s getting late...0
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....damn colostomy bag broke
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Can you heimlich me?0
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I really want Lobster.1
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Where are your kneecaps?!!1
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Tutti Frutti, Oh Rudy!0
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Wow, you have cankles??0
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What's your hourly rate?0
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I stole your keys0
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I think I'm asexual.0
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This boil needs lanced.1
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It's just some pus0
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So no means Yes?0
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Are you under 18?0
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I am under 18!0
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Did you bring protection0
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But I'm already pregnant1
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