We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He punched my friend Sheena.0
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She filled my bed with purple diarrhea.0
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He wanted to date girls, and I’m a grown a** woman0
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She played Alliance and I am for the Horde!0
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He made me chose sides0
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She was indecisive.0
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There were only ever two options: his choice or the wrong choice0
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She couldn't handle that I was always right and picked the opposite which was the wrong choice!0
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I’m a natural born rebel, and he wanted to tame me0
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She thought she was a rebel, but she was just a hipster!0
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He took his typewriter to Starbucks every day and had the nerve to call me a hipster.0
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She followed me to Starbucks daily and stole my typewriter ribbon while I was trying to write an epic romcom involving her!0
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His rom com didn’t have a sci-fi twist0
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She insisted that every good romcom included her pooping the bed.0
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He wouldn't show me his face. He said physical appearances were secondary to an intellectual connection, so he taped words on his face all the time.0
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He was intellectually incompetent0
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He thought he was intellectually superior to everyone because he was able to pass the 3rd grade in only 4 tries.0
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She was more into sheep0
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She wanted me to pretend I was a woman0
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