Give me your best joke :)

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  • Unknown
    edited January 2019
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  • _Richard_Cranium
    _Richard_Cranium Posts: 31 Member
    So i know this guy who's in a wheelchair. Sometimes he drinks till he can't stand up.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    One Thanksgiving I went out to buy a turkey...

    Dissatisfied with the sizes, I ask the clerk "Do these things get any bigger?"

    To which he replied "Nnno Sir, they're dead..."