What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Books on tomatoe bushes

Room 237

Clothes that she wears when she goes streaking at Wal-Mart. She obviously takes them off when she gets there but likes to keep a collection of streaking memories past

The worlds largest collection of dryer lint

His very first pair of baby shoes. He takes them out and puts them on his fingers and makes them walk any time he has guests over. No telling what else is in there because no one ever visits more than once.

Lots of semen from failed date nights

Her cabbage patch dolls

A poem that some random dude wrote her

Plastic flowers for every occasion