Ruin a date - with just 4 words

Let’s go get married.

I'm a foot guy 🙈😂

So. You're a podophile.
You got a speciality?

Omg that's actually a word
Lamb w/Banana mango dessert
Lotioning is my job

Baste until red/tender
I toss, you top...
Pops knuckles, head -> toe?

Tender after doggy paddle
Just tease the salad
Savour the juicy fruit.

That's your kitchen position
Red, blue, sometimes black
Sorry I get excited
That profile pic tho

Can't handle the heat?
It's making me sweat.
I need to shower.

vollkornbloedchen wrote: »

It is easy to ruin a date, but with only 4 words?
Do your very best:

Mom picks me up

Crippled with self doubt

I have three nipples