Ruin a date - with just 4 words

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  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    Want some leftover fish ?
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Throw out the ham
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    I think we're related
  • BigD06
    BigD06 Posts: 130 Member
    My stomach is bubbling....
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
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    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package

    Higher and higher maybe.
    Same? Boring in disguise.
    His authority, virility, masculinity.
    She wants it all.

    And lower and lower 💋
    Disguises would be fun 😏
    Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
    The supply is endless

    From head to toe.
    Does he know reflexology?
    No, no covering up.
    She's under the thumb.

    With oil and sweat
    Be my live subject
    Uncovered open seen heard
    Rather on my Diablo

    Increase the pain threshold.
    She'll beg for forgiveness.
    Revel in the humiliation.
    She fears the most.

    Intensify the methods then
    No long about forgiveness
    Until it's just nature
    That's why itsa must
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  • beastier
    beastier Posts: 1,908 Member
    Damn, just poo’d myseif
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Homeless looking for work
  • Rhiwills76
    Rhiwills76 Posts: 32 Member
    I'm a single mum
  • GilTAzell
    GilTAzell Posts: 98 Member
    Thats just frumunda cheese
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Damn no more foodstamps
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He's my parole officer
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    I'm just REALLY tired
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
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    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
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    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
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    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package

    Higher and higher maybe.
    Same? Boring in disguise.
    His authority, virility, masculinity.
    She wants it all.

    And lower and lower 💋
    Disguises would be fun 😏
    Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
    The supply is endless

    From head to toe.
    Does he know reflexology?
    No, no covering up.
    She's under the thumb.

    With oil and sweat
    Be my live subject
    Uncovered open seen heard
    Rather on my Diablo

    Increase the pain threshold.
    She'll beg for forgiveness.
    Revel in the humiliation.
    She fears the most.

    Intensify the methods then
    No long about forgiveness
    Until it's just nature
    That's why itsa must

    Adrastea; she's locked in.
    There is no escape.
    And his to own.
    He'll make his mark.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    The sitter wasn't available
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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I like mammary glands
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Here's the kids menu
  • mylinhdc
    mylinhdc Posts: 5 Member
    edited February 2019
    (First date)

    Give me a kiss....

    Go F*** yourself buddy! lol( Also four words )
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
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    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package

    Higher and higher maybe.
    Same? Boring in disguise.
    His authority, virility, masculinity.
    She wants it all.

    And lower and lower 💋
    Disguises would be fun 😏
    Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
    The supply is endless

    From head to toe.
    Does he know reflexology?
    No, no covering up.
    She's under the thumb.

    With oil and sweat
    Be my live subject
    Uncovered open seen heard
    Rather on my Diablo

    Increase the pain threshold.
    She'll beg for forgiveness.
    Revel in the humiliation.
    She fears the most.

    Intensify the methods then
    No long about forgiveness
    Until it's just nature
    That's why itsa must

    Adrastea; she's locked in.
    There is no escape.
    And his to own.
    He'll make his mark.

    Make her call "Boomshakalaka" 😂
    By your own will
    With all rights to
    Seen, unseen, darkness colors...

  • an0393na
    an0393na Posts: 840 Member
    I miss my ex
  • guil0095
    guil0095 Posts: 327 Member
    I forgot my wallet :#
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    Who are you impersonating?
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    I'm really a superhero
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    Mommy says I'm special.

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